Ok I just had to try one of these.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Foxie_noxious sent to me...
Twelve nudes sewing
Eleven piercings traveling
Ten friends a-dancing
Nine chaos canning
Eight spoons a-reading
Seven dreads a-thinking
Six leavers a-feltching
Five aba-a-a-andoned buildings
Four some friends
Three dread locks
Two horror films
...and an erotica in a concepts of anarchy.