Shige's Diary - Oct 1st and 3rd
- Oct 1st - Koyashige Photoshoot - Koyama Success!
- Oct 3rd - Shige-chan finally succeeded....
Oct 1st
Kato Shigeaki has a photoshoot with Koyama Keiichirou today
One of the props they were using has the map printed
And so, Koyama Keiichirou
As usual, said something randomly suddenly
"Let's take this chance to revise Geography
Say did I tell you my way of memorising the map?"
(◎-◎ ; )
Do YOU have a way to memorise the map?
Aie
I might have forgotten it all already
What is it?
Kato Shigeaki asked like this, and Koyama Keiichirou answered
"For example.... Fuitney Houston or something
"
(′Д′)
Koyama finally had shown something wrong
Shouldn't it be Whitney Houston?
What is this
"Fuitney's FU means Fukui, I is Ishigawa, T is Toyama, Ney is Niigata
And like this the area could be remembered
"
...............................
Are you okay. Koyama yo
Never thought that the centre area could be in reference to Whitney Houston
And it is in the correct sequence from west to east
You are so strong~
On the other hand
After the Fuitney Houston shock, it is the nearby areas next
"It is also the same method for the Kinki area
"
It is coming
Come let's all find the areas hidden in Kinki
"The shore had a big fart, and was seperated from Mie"
[original text = 崖が大おならしてミエちゃんと別れちゃった]
Do you get it?
The shore had a big fart, and was seperated with Mie
Let's match it with the answers
The Shore(Shiga) had a Big (Osaka) Fart (Nara), and was seperated (Wakayama) with Mie (Mie) (*1)
This is even harder than any guessing game show
Quiz Koyama Gon (*2)
Don't understand anymore
Tokyo and Hyogo are missing
There are so many questions left (unanswered)
.............................
Koyama Keiichirou really didn't change at all
Everyone's exams are about to start right
Please you must take Koyama's method as a reference
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(*1) - 崖が（滋賀）大（大阪）おなら（奈良）してミエ（三重）ちゃんと別（和歌山）れちゃった。
The Shore(滋賀 Shiga) had a Big (Big = 大 = 大阪 Osaka) Fart (奈良 Nara), and was seperated ( 和歌山 Wakayama) with Mie ( 三重 )
(*2) - Quiz Koyama Gon - This "Gon" is an imitation of something Shinohara Ryoko said in her SP drama 動くゴン
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Oct 3rd
Had mentioned before in previous entries, the fail Kato Shigeaki had in getting his friends to the Sushi Restaurant, it is now finally a success
Set a date with friends, and had finally went to the Sushi restaurant
The restaurant which Kato Shigeaki had really liked
Is one where there are no menu and is a little expensive
There has to be at least once in a while that you eat something posh~
Then a friend said after eating at that restaurant
"This might be my first time eating sushi"
And these are the friends, who stayed over at the Kato residence after this
Come morning, almost everyone had gone home, Kato Shigeaki who loves sleeping in is still sleeping
The last friend had wanted to go to the supplement class, just when he was going out, he woke Kato up
And then said
"Sorry, the water from the toilet bowl cannot stop flowing.........."
"IIYAAA, WAKE UP
I SAID THE WATER CANNOT BE STOPPED FROM THE TOILET BOWL
"
What did you say?
I, Kato Shigeaki. Might be because of having low blood pressure, will be very listless in the morning after waking up
And to this Kato Shigeaki, even if you tell him that the water cannot be stopped, it is only natural that he will not do anything
But, cannot help it
Walked towards the toilet with very droopy eyes
Shasha
The water is flowing
The water really is flowing
To be honest, (shige had) really wanted to blame the troublesome friend, but is even lacking the energy to do so
But friend
"I am sorry, I have to go, I am going to be late
I'll pass the rest to you
"
.............................
In front of the toilet bowl flowing non-stop with water, was left with only a young man wearing pajamas with a head of messy hair
Kato Shigeaki
Such a lonely scene
Such a surreal scene
But the only enemy of mine, is the water monster that cannot be stopped
Tried to open the cover of the water tank that has never been opened before until now
What, don't this bastard ever get embarrassed
* Please forgive me who said something weird because I have not woke up yet
Aie~
So this is what it looks like inside the water tank
Kato Shigeaki checked the tank for a while, and understood the framework
Shut off the main switch, stopped the water temporarily
Then
Time to start repairing it beautifully
Repaired it
And after about 10 minutes
(*′ V ′)
How can you be so good at this Kato-chan (_′Д′)ﾉ
But. Alone
Tasting the success (of fixing the toilet) alone
Feeling proud if it alone
Really wished that someone could see this..................
This kind of extremely reliable side (of Shige) early in the morning
All ladies
Kato's side, is empty yo
......................
Is it spring already....
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There are mistakes I am sure in the first diary, if anyone knows what SHige is talking about please help out here, especially the prefectures in Japan. I'm am... confused.
And regarding the second one... HOW CUTE
CAN YOU BE SHIGE!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to be at kato's side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*imagine Shige with PJ and messy hair* *nosebleeds*
*with Tegoshi's messy after bath hair in his SP* *faints*
*dreamt about TEgoshi last night* *dies*