This is quite fun~ at least it doens't require me to type~
1. If someone ever doubts you, you shout "BELIEVE!"
2. If someone asks "What's for dinner?" You respond "I want a pumpkin!
3. You start thinking that you should find boyfriend/husband who has Pi's charming/gentleness side, Ryo-chan's gentleness, Kei-chan's tenderness, Shige's intellectual, Massu's cuteness and Tegoshi's harmless self-centered. In other word, he must have at least a bit similarity with NEWS guys. XP
4. The first Japanese song you learned all of the words to was a NEWS song.
5. You abandon anime for J-dorama
6. You abandon all other fandoms for NEWS and JE
7. You watch Kanjani8 videos for BakaRyo.
8. Your family knows what NEWS is and can name your favorite membe
9. Your friends don't even like NEWS and they can name your ichiban
10. You listen to their song all time even at your work.
11. You're running out of room on your computer because you download every video/song/picture
12. You can't delete pictures, even if the post barely changes
13. Boy on boy action no longer seems weird or gay
14. Lip syncing is okay
15. Your friends and peers know that you love all about Japan so much because of NEWS.
16. Boys in pink are actually really hot
17. You spend half of your salaries to support their activities (such as buying their single, DVD etc)
18. You start ignore and feeling creepy when listen to your own country song... ahaha
19. You're learning Japanese so you can watch videos without subtitles
20. Your binders are covered with pictures of NEWS
21. You can't remember the color of your bedroom wall because it's filled with NEWS
22. You never considered buying multiple edition of anything before NEWS
23. You spend any money you get on NEWS and tend to be hungry than spending your money for food.. XP
24. You see strawberries and you think "OISHII!"
25. You brush off people who say "They look like girls..."
26. The first single you ever bought was NEWS
27. You like any band they do (ei: L'arc~en~ciel, Anna tsuchiya...)
28. You talk and think about NEWS 24/7
29. You fill your leisure/rest time by watching videos/stuffs related to them.
30. You have all their PVs
31. You have all the concert tours and ripped audio (not all, because I like only tegoshi before their 6 men group. After kusano left, that was when i really felt like the only devil left in NEWS has left wahahahhahahahaahaahah and I st arted noticing many other members other than TEgoshi~)
32. You go crazy if you don't check your LJ because you may have missed an important update!
33. You save every video that has either of the member, even if they only appear for 3 seconds Oh I'm still sane XD
34. Your future career is planned around NEWS and/or Japan
35. You think your classmates have no sense when they don't think any member is cute
36. You never knew the existance of Mediafire until you became a NEWS fan
37. You're getting a premium megaupload account because of all your downloads...
38. You randomly write NEWS lyrics anywhere
39. You start thinking you should save money and spend it to buy any Russ-K shirts... XDD
40. You support them even they are doing their solo activities only (dramas, solo concert etc)
41. You can recognize and write NEWS members name at least for Yamashita Tomohisa, Koyama Ichi, Masuda Takahisa, Ryo/Aki, Te or Ya
42. You get mad when others bashing your fandom.
43. Everyday you think about saving up to go to Japan just for a concert...
44. You think a fanboy of NEWS is cool.
45. July 4th is Masuda's birthday only.( FOR SURE ...and the birthday of my cousin dad ..... lol )
46. You didn't know your blood type until you found about Koi no ABO, and then you ran to your parents, "What's my blood type?!"
47. You watched/ listened to Happy Birthday the number of years you turned on your birthday
48. The audio rip of DREAMS from Never Ending Wonderful Story makes you cry because you think of Koyama crying
49. You start pronouncing love as rabu.
50. If someone gives a peace sign, you think of Tegoshi's "futari"
51. Guys wearing heeled boots isn't weird anymore
52. Skulls are the coolest thing ever (besides NEWS)
53. You think guys who can do backflip and skating like Massu are cool.
54. You think of Shige when you hear Trinidad & Tobago or T&T
55. You start doing the hand motion when Cherish comes on and you're in the middle of the hallway at school
56. You try miso soup because of Tegomass
57. Anytime anyone says the word color you think of NEWS
58. You think of NEWS when there's a fiesta
59. Week should have 4 e's
60. There's nothing wrong with crossdressing, it's actually really really hot( GO TESSHIIII GOOOOO )
61. Perms aren't a bad idea on guys
62. You tend to fall for guy who has smile as bright as Massu...
63. You can't name the four points of the compass without referring to NEWS (North, East, West, South)
64. You can name all the singles and all the songs on each single and album
65. Watching NEWS is your workout
66. You randomly say "konkon" with hand motions
67. When you see that exit sign of a guy running, you're always thinking of Ima wa from "Ai no Matador"
68. Someone starts talking about current events, says "On the NEWS" or newspaper all you think about is NEWS
69. any mentions of DV reminds you of Ryo's character Sosuke from Last Friends...
70. You tried typing "Have you heard the news about..." and ended up typing 'news' as 'NEWS' or 'NewS'?
71. You think Lawyers are HOT because of Shige
72. Turn the word "masu" to "MASSU" after any word has it, such as: ItadakiMASSU, IkiMASSU
73. Get excited when you see links for 'news' even if it's nothing related to them
74. You have successfully repelled potential boyfriends simply by letting them look through your iPod, leading them to discover all the NEWS pictures, songs, videos, etc.
75. Start loving Gyoza and Ramen after Massu and Koyama
76. On your birthday, you don't want the traditional "Happy Birthday to you..." You want "Kimi no Happy Basuday
77. You’re guilty of dancing Chirarizumu, Koi no ABO and Nantoka Narusa in the shower
78. you watch any dorama that features NEWS member, even if it's only a special appearance
79. you think of Massu when you see buta and Koyama when you see Neko
80. you like Ya Ya Yah because NEWS members were on it all the time
81. You watch shounen club because Koyama hosts it
82. Just the word 'rescue' makes you think of Massu
83. You imagine the only Japanese Boy in your school to be in JE
84. You smile suddenly when their actions or interview crossed over in your mind...
85. If a song doesn't have a dance, you memorise the way their hand or head moves
86. You start spreading NEWS love to all of your friends.
87. You think that sit-ups will never be successful to build abs unless you do it wile eating a honey stick
88. no matter how cute a guy laughs, they can never beat Massu's "fufufu"
89. You remember all of their birthdays and will celebrate it with your own way
90. You start listening to Kinki Kids because Tegomass really adore them.
91. You feel that you become more knowledgeable because you got info fandom especially NEWS.. haha
92. Even if you are a shy person , you dont mind imitating Massu way of singning in public ..or virus attack of Shige in a restorant (WDP documentary) ....or Tegoshi desu ......or simply singning NEWS or Tegomasu song in public.
93: You begin to make expression like your ichiban or NEWS members when you are talking or just the way they move just because you are watching him or them too much