If you write it down, you don't have to remember it.
I'm definitely not going to all of these, but I'm posting this list here in case anyone reading this might be interested in something.
TODO:
http://www.usenix.org/events/
http://www.forensicswiki.org/wiki/Upcoming_events
https://www.openrce.org/event_calendar/
ForecastEventDateLocation 100%RSA Conference 2007 Feb 5-9, 2007 San Francisco, CA 100%PantheaCon Feb 16-19, 2007 San Jose, CA 0%Black Hat Briefings DC 2007 Feb 28-Mar 1, 2007 Arlington, VA 50%WonderCon 2007 Mar 2-4, 2007 San Francisco, CA 25%Consonance 2007 Mar 2-4, 2007 Milpitas, CA 0%CONDOR XIV Mar 2-4, 2007 San Diego, CA 0%IANetSec Mid-Atlantic Information Security Forum Mar 5-6, 2007 Vienna, VA 100%Ambiotica Mar 9, 2007 San Francisco, CA 50%Vegas Roadtrip with chairoraccoon Mar 10-13, 2007 Las Vegas, NV 50%Party at mdlbear/flower-cat/chaoswolf's House Mar 17, 2007 San Jose, CA 50%Party at digitalsidhe/feyandstrange's House Mar 17, 2007 San Francisco, CA 25%Anti-War Rally Mar 17, 2007 Palo Alto, CA 0%Lunacon*50 Mar 16-18, 2007 Rye Brook, NY 0%INFOSEC World Expo 2007 Mar 19-21, 2007 Orlando, FL 100%Security OPUS Mar 19-23, 2007 San Francisco, CA 100%ShmooCon Mar 23-25, 2007 Washington, DC 0%I-Con 26 Mar 23-25, 2007 Stony Brook University, NY 0%Black Hat Europe 2007 Mar 29-30, 2007 Amsterdam, Netherlands 0%All Fur Fun [allfurfun] Mar 30-Apr 1, 2007 Spokane, WA 50%Breakpoint 2007 Apr 6-9, 2007 Bingen am Rhein, Germany 100%CanSecWest Apr 16-20, 2007 Vancouver, BC 0%PyrateCon 2007 Apr 20-22, 2007 New Orleans, LA 0%California Dreamin Apr 19-22, 2007 San Jose, CA 0%Alternative Press Expo 2007 Apr 21-22, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Infosecurity Europe Apr 24-26, 2007 London, UK 25%NotaCon 4 Apr 27-29, 2007 Cleveland, OH 0%Lone Star Information Security Forum May 1-2, 2007 Dallas, TX 100%stiobhanrune's Wedding May 2, 2007 Angel's Camp, CA (maybe) 0%Feri Camp 2007 May 2-6, 2007 Diana's Grove, MO 25%Califur III May 4-6, 2007 Costa Mesa, CA 100%Seattle Toorcon (Beta) May 12, 2007 Seattle, WA 25%Morphicon 2007 May 18-20, 2007 Columbus-Worthington, OH 0%BSDCAN 2007 May 18-19, 2007 Ottawa, Canada 0%AusCERT2007 May 20-25, 2007 Gold Coast, Australia 0%PGCon 2007 May 23-24, 2007 Ottawa, Canada 75%Symposium on Information Theory May 24-25, 2007 Enschede, The Netherlands 75%PH-Neutral 0x7d7 May 25-27, 2007 Berlin, Germany 75%BayCon 25 May 25-28, 2007 San Mateo, CA 50%FanimeCon 2007 May 25-28, 2007 San Jose, CA -Memorial Day May 28, 2007 United States 0%ISS for Lawful Interception May 30-Jun 1, 2007 Alexandria, VA 25%Anti-Phishing Workgroup May 30-31, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Rocky Mountain Fur Con Jun 1-3, 2007 Denver, CO 75%Santa Cruz Gay Pride Jun 3, 2007 Santa Cruz, CA 0%Gartner IT Security Summit Jun 4-6, 2007 Washington, DC 0%Congreso de Seguridad en Cómputo 2007 Jun 6-7, 2007 Mexico City, Mexico 100%Walking The Thresholds X Jun 7-10, 2007 Artemis, PA 75%San Jose Gay Pride Jun 9-10, 2007 San Jose, CA 0%CSI NetSec 2007 Jun 11-13, 2007 Scottsdale, AZ 0%Infosecurity Canada Jun 12-14, 2007 Toronto, Ontario 0%Pagan Spirit Gathering 2007 Jun 17-24, 2007 (South-East), OH 100%Ancient Ways Festival Jun 20-24, 2007 Middletown, CA 25%Privacy Enhancing Technologies Jun 20-22, 2007 Ottawa, Canada 0%New York Metro Information Security Forum Jun 20-21, 2007 New York, NY 75%KallistiCon 2007 Jun 22-24, 2007 Redwood City, CA 0%PolyCon XXV Jun 22-24, 2007 San Luis Obispo, CA 100%San Francisco Gay Pride Jun 23-24, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Linux Symposium Jun 27-30, 2007 Ottawa, Canada 50%Company of Others Jun 29-Jul 1, 2007 near Chehalis, WA 25%Anime Expo AX2007 Jun 29-Jul 2, 2007 Long Beach, CA 25%Westercon 60 Jun 30-Jul 3, 2007 San Mateo, CA 0%Rainbow Gathering Jul 1~7, 2007 AR, OK, or TX -Independence Day Jul 4, 2007 United States 25%X-Day X! Jul 4-8, 2007 Sherman, NY 75%AnthroCon Jul 5-8, 2007 Pittsburgh, PA 0%ConnectiCon 2007 Jul 13-15, 2007 Hartford, CT 0%Vintage Computer Festival Midwest 3.0 Jul 14-15, 2007 West Lafayette, IN 100% Jul 20-22, 2007 San Jose, CA 75%Comic-Con 2007 Jul 26-29, 2007 San Diego, CA 0%SANSFire 2007 Jul 26-27, 2007 Washington, DC 25%Laughing Squid: Paradise Lost Jul 28, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Con-X-Treme Jul 27-29, 2007 San Jose, CA 100%Black Hat Briefings USA 2007 Aug 1-2, 2007 Las Vegas, NV 100%DefCon 15 Aug 3-5, 2007 Las Vegas, NV 25%Assembly 2007 Aug 2-5, 2007 Helsinki, Finland 0%Fandemonium '07 Aug 3-5, 2007 Nampa, ID 50%First USENIX Workshop on Offensive Technologies Aug 6, 2007 Boston, MA 100%Linux World Expo Aug 6-9, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Elderflower Womenspirit Festival Aug 9-12, 2007 Mendocino, CA 25%Chaos Communication Camp 2007 Aug 8-12, 2007 52.8317, 13.6779 0%Gen Con Aug 16-19, 2007 Indianapolis, IN 25% Baphomet's Sanctuary Aug 17-19, 2007 Hubbardston, MA 50%Rainfurrest Aug 24-26, 2007 Seattle, WA 100%Burning Man Aug 27-Sep 3, 2007 Black Rock City, NV 0%Dragon*Con Aug 31-Sep 3, 2007 Atlanta, GA -Labor Day Sep 3, 2007 United States 100%Toorcon 9 (Unknown) San Diego, CA 100%Northern CA Ren Faire Sep 8-Oct 14, 2007 (Casa de Fruta) Hollister, CA 50% Crossing The Thresholds Sep 13-16, 2007 Artemis, PA 25%Eurofurence Sep 5-9, 2007 Suhl, Germany 100%Symbiosis Sep 20-24, 2007 (Northern), CA 0%Salon Con Sep 22, 2007 Somerset, NJ 50%Folsom Street Fair Sep 30, 2007 San Francisco, CA 100%SiliCon 2007 Oct 5-7, 2007 San Jose, CA 0%Phreaknic 0x0B October 19-21, 2007 Nashville, TN 25%FurFright Oct 19-21, 2007 Waterbury, CT 75%Yaoi-Con 2007 Oct 26-28, 2007 San Mateo, CA 100%Vintage Computer Festival 10.0 Nov 3-4, 2007 Mountain View, CA 25%OryCon 29 Nov 16-18, 2007 Portland, OR 25%Midwest Furfest Nov 16-18, 2007 Chicago, IL 0%SECtor November 20-21, 2007 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 25%Loscon 34 Nov 23-25, 2007 Los Angeles, CA 0%Costume-Con 26 Apr 25-28, 2008 San Jose, CA ForecastRecurring Events MarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec Location 50%2600 Meeting(s) 2641637527 San Jose/San Francisco, CA 50%Feri Open Circle (with veedub) 2641637527 San Francisco, CA 25%Santa Cruz Trans Support Group 6315374264 Santa Cruz, CA 50%Silicon Valley Linux Users Group 74264?15375 Mountain View, CA 50%Silicon Valley BSD Users Group 8537526486 San Jose, CA 25%Screw Gender 91311813101412914 San Jose, CA 50%Electronics Flea Market @ De Anza College 10141291411813-- Cupertino, CA 25%Santa Cruz Trans Support Group 20171519172118162018 Santa Cruz, CA 25%Screw Gender 23272522272428262328 San Jose, CA 50%Bay Area Large Installation System Administrators [SIG] 15191721191620181520 Sunnyvale, CA 50%Silicon Valley OpenSolaris User Group 29263128263027252927 Sunnyvale, CA
TODO:
http://www.usenix.org/events/
http://www.forensicswiki.org/wiki/Upcoming_events
https://www.openrce.org/event_calendar/
ForecastEventDateLocation 100%RSA Conference 2007 Feb 5-9, 2007 San Francisco, CA 100%PantheaCon Feb 16-19, 2007 San Jose, CA 0%Black Hat Briefings DC 2007 Feb 28-Mar 1, 2007 Arlington, VA 50%WonderCon 2007 Mar 2-4, 2007 San Francisco, CA 25%Consonance 2007 Mar 2-4, 2007 Milpitas, CA 0%CONDOR XIV Mar 2-4, 2007 San Diego, CA 0%IANetSec Mid-Atlantic Information Security Forum Mar 5-6, 2007 Vienna, VA 100%Ambiotica Mar 9, 2007 San Francisco, CA 50%Vegas Roadtrip with chairoraccoon Mar 10-13, 2007 Las Vegas, NV 50%Party at mdlbear/flower-cat/chaoswolf's House Mar 17, 2007 San Jose, CA 50%Party at digitalsidhe/feyandstrange's House Mar 17, 2007 San Francisco, CA 25%Anti-War Rally Mar 17, 2007 Palo Alto, CA 0%Lunacon*50 Mar 16-18, 2007 Rye Brook, NY 0%INFOSEC World Expo 2007 Mar 19-21, 2007 Orlando, FL 100%Security OPUS Mar 19-23, 2007 San Francisco, CA 100%ShmooCon Mar 23-25, 2007 Washington, DC 0%I-Con 26 Mar 23-25, 2007 Stony Brook University, NY 0%Black Hat Europe 2007 Mar 29-30, 2007 Amsterdam, Netherlands 0%All Fur Fun [allfurfun] Mar 30-Apr 1, 2007 Spokane, WA 50%Breakpoint 2007 Apr 6-9, 2007 Bingen am Rhein, Germany 100%CanSecWest Apr 16-20, 2007 Vancouver, BC 0%PyrateCon 2007 Apr 20-22, 2007 New Orleans, LA 0%California Dreamin Apr 19-22, 2007 San Jose, CA 0%Alternative Press Expo 2007 Apr 21-22, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Infosecurity Europe Apr 24-26, 2007 London, UK 25%NotaCon 4 Apr 27-29, 2007 Cleveland, OH 0%Lone Star Information Security Forum May 1-2, 2007 Dallas, TX 100%stiobhanrune's Wedding May 2, 2007 Angel's Camp, CA (maybe) 0%Feri Camp 2007 May 2-6, 2007 Diana's Grove, MO 25%Califur III May 4-6, 2007 Costa Mesa, CA 100%Seattle Toorcon (Beta) May 12, 2007 Seattle, WA 25%Morphicon 2007 May 18-20, 2007 Columbus-Worthington, OH 0%BSDCAN 2007 May 18-19, 2007 Ottawa, Canada 0%AusCERT2007 May 20-25, 2007 Gold Coast, Australia 0%PGCon 2007 May 23-24, 2007 Ottawa, Canada 75%Symposium on Information Theory May 24-25, 2007 Enschede, The Netherlands 75%PH-Neutral 0x7d7 May 25-27, 2007 Berlin, Germany 75%BayCon 25 May 25-28, 2007 San Mateo, CA 50%FanimeCon 2007 May 25-28, 2007 San Jose, CA -Memorial Day May 28, 2007 United States 0%ISS for Lawful Interception May 30-Jun 1, 2007 Alexandria, VA 25%Anti-Phishing Workgroup May 30-31, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Rocky Mountain Fur Con Jun 1-3, 2007 Denver, CO 75%Santa Cruz Gay Pride Jun 3, 2007 Santa Cruz, CA 0%Gartner IT Security Summit Jun 4-6, 2007 Washington, DC 0%Congreso de Seguridad en Cómputo 2007 Jun 6-7, 2007 Mexico City, Mexico 100%Walking The Thresholds X Jun 7-10, 2007 Artemis, PA 75%San Jose Gay Pride Jun 9-10, 2007 San Jose, CA 0%CSI NetSec 2007 Jun 11-13, 2007 Scottsdale, AZ 0%Infosecurity Canada Jun 12-14, 2007 Toronto, Ontario 0%Pagan Spirit Gathering 2007 Jun 17-24, 2007 (South-East), OH 100%Ancient Ways Festival Jun 20-24, 2007 Middletown, CA 25%Privacy Enhancing Technologies Jun 20-22, 2007 Ottawa, Canada 0%New York Metro Information Security Forum Jun 20-21, 2007 New York, NY 75%KallistiCon 2007 Jun 22-24, 2007 Redwood City, CA 0%PolyCon XXV Jun 22-24, 2007 San Luis Obispo, CA 100%San Francisco Gay Pride Jun 23-24, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Linux Symposium Jun 27-30, 2007 Ottawa, Canada 50%Company of Others Jun 29-Jul 1, 2007 near Chehalis, WA 25%Anime Expo AX2007 Jun 29-Jul 2, 2007 Long Beach, CA 25%Westercon 60 Jun 30-Jul 3, 2007 San Mateo, CA 0%Rainbow Gathering Jul 1~7, 2007 AR, OK, or TX -Independence Day Jul 4, 2007 United States 25%X-Day X! Jul 4-8, 2007 Sherman, NY 75%AnthroCon Jul 5-8, 2007 Pittsburgh, PA 0%ConnectiCon 2007 Jul 13-15, 2007 Hartford, CT 0%Vintage Computer Festival Midwest 3.0 Jul 14-15, 2007 West Lafayette, IN 100% Jul 20-22, 2007 San Jose, CA 75%Comic-Con 2007 Jul 26-29, 2007 San Diego, CA 0%SANSFire 2007 Jul 26-27, 2007 Washington, DC 25%Laughing Squid: Paradise Lost Jul 28, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Con-X-Treme Jul 27-29, 2007 San Jose, CA 100%Black Hat Briefings USA 2007 Aug 1-2, 2007 Las Vegas, NV 100%DefCon 15 Aug 3-5, 2007 Las Vegas, NV 25%Assembly 2007 Aug 2-5, 2007 Helsinki, Finland 0%Fandemonium '07 Aug 3-5, 2007 Nampa, ID 50%First USENIX Workshop on Offensive Technologies Aug 6, 2007 Boston, MA 100%Linux World Expo Aug 6-9, 2007 San Francisco, CA 0%Elderflower Womenspirit Festival Aug 9-12, 2007 Mendocino, CA 25%Chaos Communication Camp 2007 Aug 8-12, 2007 52.8317, 13.6779 0%Gen Con Aug 16-19, 2007 Indianapolis, IN 25% Baphomet's Sanctuary Aug 17-19, 2007 Hubbardston, MA 50%Rainfurrest Aug 24-26, 2007 Seattle, WA 100%Burning Man Aug 27-Sep 3, 2007 Black Rock City, NV 0%Dragon*Con Aug 31-Sep 3, 2007 Atlanta, GA -Labor Day Sep 3, 2007 United States 100%Toorcon 9 (Unknown) San Diego, CA 100%Northern CA Ren Faire Sep 8-Oct 14, 2007 (Casa de Fruta) Hollister, CA 50% Crossing The Thresholds Sep 13-16, 2007 Artemis, PA 25%Eurofurence Sep 5-9, 2007 Suhl, Germany 100%Symbiosis Sep 20-24, 2007 (Northern), CA 0%Salon Con Sep 22, 2007 Somerset, NJ 50%Folsom Street Fair Sep 30, 2007 San Francisco, CA 100%SiliCon 2007 Oct 5-7, 2007 San Jose, CA 0%Phreaknic 0x0B October 19-21, 2007 Nashville, TN 25%FurFright Oct 19-21, 2007 Waterbury, CT 75%Yaoi-Con 2007 Oct 26-28, 2007 San Mateo, CA 100%Vintage Computer Festival 10.0 Nov 3-4, 2007 Mountain View, CA 25%OryCon 29 Nov 16-18, 2007 Portland, OR 25%Midwest Furfest Nov 16-18, 2007 Chicago, IL 0%SECtor November 20-21, 2007 Toronto, Ontario, Canada 25%Loscon 34 Nov 23-25, 2007 Los Angeles, CA 0%Costume-Con 26 Apr 25-28, 2008 San Jose, CA ForecastRecurring Events MarAprMayJunJulAugSepOctNovDec Location 50%2600 Meeting(s) 2641637527 San Jose/San Francisco, CA 50%Feri Open Circle (with veedub) 2641637527 San Francisco, CA 25%Santa Cruz Trans Support Group 6315374264 Santa Cruz, CA 50%Silicon Valley Linux Users Group 74264?15375 Mountain View, CA 50%Silicon Valley BSD Users Group 8537526486 San Jose, CA 25%Screw Gender 91311813101412914 San Jose, CA 50%Electronics Flea Market @ De Anza College 10141291411813-- Cupertino, CA 25%Santa Cruz Trans Support Group 20171519172118162018 Santa Cruz, CA 25%Screw Gender 23272522272428262328 San Jose, CA 50%Bay Area Large Installation System Administrators [SIG] 15191721191620181520 Sunnyvale, CA 50%Silicon Valley OpenSolaris User Group 29263128263027252927 Sunnyvale, CA