I want
Kodak's DX7440, mmm.
Some of the scene modes are *hilarious*:
16 programmed scene modes
- Portrait mode -- places subject in sharp focus, softens background
- Night Portrait mode -- clearly captures both subject and background at night
- Self Portrait mode -- use for close-up of self
- Landscape mode -- ensures maximum sharpness for distant scenes
- Night Landscape mode -- ensures maximum sharpness for distant scenes at night
- Close-up mode -- captures sharp, full-frame images at close range
- Beach mode -- use for bright beach scene
- Party mode -- use for photos of people in indoor setting
- Sport mode -- captures subject in action without blurring
- Snow mode -- use for bright snow scene
- Text mode -- ensures sharp text when photographing documents
- Fireworks mode -- use for photos of fireworks
- Flower mode -- captures close-up photos of flowers in bright light
- Manner/Musuem mode -- use when sound or flash are not desired
- Children mode -- captures action photos of children in bright light
- Backlight mode -- use for photos when light is behind the subject
Children mode! Snow mode! Beach mode, fireworks mode, flower mode! Who thinks up of these things?
EDIT: Okay, so I'm weak. I bought it. And a 256MB SD card to go along with it.