The 5 things the real SG-1 thought when the black SG-1 came thru the gate in Ripple Effect, Stargate
The 5 things the real SG-1 thought when the black SG-1 came thru the gate in Ripple Effect
prompt for sg1_five_things
Stargate
1
"What's with the gum?" asked Cam.
"Huh?" Carter said, too lost in thought to give Cams question much attention.
"The gum. They're all chewing it like it's ...something that really needs to be chewed."
"Cultural idiosyncrasy?" suggested Daniel.
"Maybe the obsession with dental hygiene your people have is even worse where they come from" said Vala, head cocked and pigtails dangling.
2
"Damn, check out my Terminator 2, Linda Hamilton arms."
The others turned to stare at Carter.
"What?! She had really nice arms in that movie"
They continued to stare.
"I watch a lot of science fiction," Carter said defensively.
The looks were getting odder.
"It was a good movie." Carter muttered, arms crossed.
3
The black camouflagued team swaggered down the ramp, then assumed defensive positions when they realized this wasn't their SGC, looking hard as nails.
"Wow. We are so cool"
The rest of the team all turned to stare at Cam.
"Why am I never on any of these teams?" asked Vala.
The others continued staring at Cam, ignoring her.
4
It was a week after the alternate SG-1s had been sent home when Vala burst into Daniels office.
"That bitch stole my hair dryer!"
"Mmmm" Daniel murmured, eyes scanning his book.
"And it was a really good one, you barely had enough room left on your credit card to afford it."
"Wait, what?" Daniel said, realizing he should probably be paying attention when Vala and his credit card were involved.
"The other you. He stole my hair dryer. He kept playing with his hair and primping, I know it was him."
"What about my credit card?" Daniel said worriedly.
"I bet he'd have gone for the whole hair styling set if I hadn't gotten that fire safe for my valuables. Don't worry, the safe was very cheaply priced. Well, cheap for a safe, anyway"
"What about my credit card?" repeated Daniel.
"Ugh! you're missing the point" Vala said as she hoped off his desk and stalked out of the room in annoyance. Behind her Daniel began frantically looking through the papers on his desk for his credit card statement.
5
"Why are we Black?" ask Cameron.
"I believe the preferred term is African American." said Daniel.
"Indeed." said Teal'c, eyeing his albino twin.
"Is it true? What I've heard about Black men?" asked Vala, eyeing Daniels counterpart.
prompt for sg1_five_things
Stargate
1
"What's with the gum?" asked Cam.
"Huh?" Carter said, too lost in thought to give Cams question much attention.
"The gum. They're all chewing it like it's ...something that really needs to be chewed."
"Cultural idiosyncrasy?" suggested Daniel.
"Maybe the obsession with dental hygiene your people have is even worse where they come from" said Vala, head cocked and pigtails dangling.
2
"Damn, check out my Terminator 2, Linda Hamilton arms."
The others turned to stare at Carter.
"What?! She had really nice arms in that movie"
They continued to stare.
"I watch a lot of science fiction," Carter said defensively.
The looks were getting odder.
"It was a good movie." Carter muttered, arms crossed.
3
The black camouflagued team swaggered down the ramp, then assumed defensive positions when they realized this wasn't their SGC, looking hard as nails.
"Wow. We are so cool"
The rest of the team all turned to stare at Cam.
"Why am I never on any of these teams?" asked Vala.
The others continued staring at Cam, ignoring her.
4
It was a week after the alternate SG-1s had been sent home when Vala burst into Daniels office.
"That bitch stole my hair dryer!"
"Mmmm" Daniel murmured, eyes scanning his book.
"And it was a really good one, you barely had enough room left on your credit card to afford it."
"Wait, what?" Daniel said, realizing he should probably be paying attention when Vala and his credit card were involved.
"The other you. He stole my hair dryer. He kept playing with his hair and primping, I know it was him."
"What about my credit card?" Daniel said worriedly.
"I bet he'd have gone for the whole hair styling set if I hadn't gotten that fire safe for my valuables. Don't worry, the safe was very cheaply priced. Well, cheap for a safe, anyway"
"What about my credit card?" repeated Daniel.
"Ugh! you're missing the point" Vala said as she hoped off his desk and stalked out of the room in annoyance. Behind her Daniel began frantically looking through the papers on his desk for his credit card statement.
5
"Why are we Black?" ask Cameron.
"I believe the preferred term is African American." said Daniel.
"Indeed." said Teal'c, eyeing his albino twin.
"Is it true? What I've heard about Black men?" asked Vala, eyeing Daniels counterpart.