Is this what it's like to be a middle aged male?
Today my mom was freaking out. She couldn't fit into any of her fancy clothes (she's going out to a party tonight). Anyway, she starts throwing clothes around and asking everyone in the house whether we think she's fat.
There is just no good answer to that. It's like, um no you're not fat, it's just all the clothes in your closet got shrunk in the wash...or it's like yes, you've put on a few pounds, but it suits you? Oy.
The dogs and I have been hiding out in the basement for the last hour. Dear lord, let it be over soon.
There is just no good answer to that. It's like, um no you're not fat, it's just all the clothes in your closet got shrunk in the wash...or it's like yes, you've put on a few pounds, but it suits you? Oy.
The dogs and I have been hiding out in the basement for the last hour. Dear lord, let it be over soon.