TMI? Maybe?

Jan 12, 2009 01:21

Yogurt... Is disgusting! Urg! Bleh... I didn't like it when I was younger... I thought maybe I didn't give it a fair chance and decided to try it again now that I'm 21. Maybe I have more adult tastes? No. My tastes have not changed at all... Only difference is now I can talk about how disgusting it is in more "adult" ways.

Urg... Last year John had dinner with me and we were sitting around bullshitting. I mentioned that I hated yogurt and he was like "but don't you swallow?" And I looked at him quizically. "I really don't think my degrating sexual habits have anything to do with my cuisine choice." And he shruged and said that to him, yogurt was just like spunk. Don't get me wrong... I'm not that big of a fan of the taste of male ejaculant... Too bitter... This this is NOTHING like the texture or taste of cum. It is super thick and makes me feel queezy. Well, I was wrong... there is a slight similarity... both leave a horrible after taste in your mouth. I hate wasting food though... But serriously? One of the worst things I have been able to keep down (even if it IS just barely...)

To sum it up... I am NEVER eatting this shit again... Fuck you society. And this isn't healthy either! Don't lie and say I can loose weight from this shit... 180 calories from only 6 oz?! "Oooo, but it's low fat!" Yeah... And there's a shit-ton of candy out there that's fat FREE. Don't see THEM on a diet, do ya?
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