presents
so for this birthday, i decided to splurge and get a new phone since mine looked like it had been dropped through a trash compacter then run over.
so i ended up with this one:
of course, that requires me to get bluetooth because the friggin' phone only has one jack for headsets and power! way to go motorola.
double of course, as wendy so delicately pointed out, i had to get a bluetooth that looks like a penis. cause everyone knows it's so attractive to put something that's bigger than my manhood on my ear. i mean the tip even lights up when you turn it on. that's right, bitches. i'm bringing sexy back and i'm putting it on my ear.
so i ended up with this one:
of course, that requires me to get bluetooth because the friggin' phone only has one jack for headsets and power! way to go motorola.
double of course, as wendy so delicately pointed out, i had to get a bluetooth that looks like a penis. cause everyone knows it's so attractive to put something that's bigger than my manhood on my ear. i mean the tip even lights up when you turn it on. that's right, bitches. i'm bringing sexy back and i'm putting it on my ear.