help me help your resume

Feb 22, 2007 14:34

I need a punchbowl column idea, stat. Any ideas? I'll credit you, and you can list "freelance humor consultant" in your resume. Anyone?

Our class held a secret ballot yesterday, and it turns out I'm giving the School of Nursing commencement speech. It's the only time in my life I'll ever be speaking on stage at the Kimmel Center, which is pretty nauseating badass.

I guess I also need a commencement speech idea. I'll credit you, and you can list "freelance commencement consultant" in your resume, too.

Oh well, off to clinical.

Peace, Love and Assist-Control Ventilation,
Matt
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