I watched a movie last night with my sister called "Toolbox Murders" and...I think we're terrible, terrible people! We where laughing throughout the whole thing! I mean, people where getting killed in horrible, disgusting ways... and we where laughing so hard we where almost crying! We kept shouting at them all! Like the idiot "heroine" who felt
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We used to stick with a lot of the old Slumber Party movies and such, but recently we found- literally- the worst horror movie ever made. I mean, you can argue with me all you want and all I have to say to you is- WATCH IT.
It's called The Marrionier. Or... Marronier possibly... It's Japanese so it's in subtitles. And the subtitles are part of the problem but the bulk of it is how utterly ridiculous it is. It's rather gruesome and gorey, but it is THE WORST HORROR MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
Lmao, you need to see it. XD I've only seen one actual scary horror movie in my life, and no one's ever heard of it. XD But if you get the change "Dead Birds" is very well done with few cheesy scenes, lol. And considering it was Indie and had a smaller budget, it's fabulous. The monsters were awesome.
As far as the Bride of Chucky, that was actually a dark comedy, as was it's sequel. Dark comedy- that just wasn't very funny. Cause when you realize it's trying to be funny, the things you were laughing at aren't really funny anymore.... They tried, poorly, to mix horror with dark humor. And they failed. Failed good.
I think Shawn of the Dead was one of the few movies I've seen that really pulled that off. But that one was definitely leaning more toward comedy.
Anyway... you inspired a long comment from me! Sorry, you struck a vein. I definitely know my stuff (to a degree) on the topic of horror movies. And bad ones at that. XD
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