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[fox_megan]

so i was like all one leg in the tub today shaving for a night out on the town when my cell phone beeped. i beeped as well but in curseword format and stopped what i was doing to check the message. apparently it was a picture text and we all know how much fun it is to get picture texts am i right? here let me share the joy! anyway i lifted up my

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[ex_rachelmca47]

N. Mullets are sexy but not sexy enough for you.

[fox_megan]

ok well you can still business in my front and party in my back anytime regardless

[ex_rachelmca47]

My teets are called Cagney and Lacey.

[fox_megan]

together our vaginas are the wu-tang clan

[ex_rachelmca47]

Do you call yours Ol' Dirty Bastard?