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um hi i'm megan fox, best known for playing the hot daughter on hope and faith, being arch enemy to lohan and the olsens, and getting porked by brian austin green. i had his name tattooed by my pie but i dumped his ass so now i'm either going to have to date another brian, call my next boyfriend brian no matter what his name is, or name my first child brian. won't that be lovely, having my son's name tattooed at his place of birth.
i'm from the wild and wacky state of tennessee, own a pair of hooker heels that light up in the dark, have grown up in the seediest and funnest bars ever, have seen 60 year old strippers and 8-months-pregnant strippers and strippers with all of six teeth share the same pole, have shared the pole with them, and made over a hundred dollars in less than five minutes without even getting naked.
the screen name is megatron fox, and you can catch me in the upcoming transformers movie. i promise to play nice.
i'm from the wild and wacky state of tennessee, own a pair of hooker heels that light up in the dark, have grown up in the seediest and funnest bars ever, have seen 60 year old strippers and 8-months-pregnant strippers and strippers with all of six teeth share the same pole, have shared the pole with them, and made over a hundred dollars in less than five minutes without even getting naked.
the screen name is megatron fox, and you can catch me in the upcoming transformers movie. i promise to play nice.