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Dealing with government is not fun. It is instead something akin to tying a knot in my foreskin; I'm sure that I CAN, I just probably don't WANT to. And yes, I am deliciously uncut, folks. Deal with it!
So me and my bride-to-be apparently need to get us a marriage license before we can get a marriage commisioner to get their ass to the wedding. In fact, they won't even talk to me until we file one, which is not extremely helpful but I'm sure we can probably get that done in the next day or so.
So yeah, I bet you guys probably want to see pictures of her. In a side-note, I nearly typed pricktures. This is because I read too much Leisuretown. If you know what I'm talking about, then you know what I'm talking about. If you don't, you should learn better.
Watched some football highlights today and was greatly entertained. I'm heading out now to see if I can't get a haircut and a dye job. First dye job ever, actually. Let's see if I'm even more handsome as a blackhead.
Also Guitar Hero 2 has the most kick-ass ironic ending song ever. This bird you cannot change, indeed. Clive Winston is cool.
Who would win in a fight between Eric Clapton and God? The answer may surprise you!
Trick question. Eric Clapton IS God.
So me and my bride-to-be apparently need to get us a marriage license before we can get a marriage commisioner to get their ass to the wedding. In fact, they won't even talk to me until we file one, which is not extremely helpful but I'm sure we can probably get that done in the next day or so.
So yeah, I bet you guys probably want to see pictures of her. In a side-note, I nearly typed pricktures. This is because I read too much Leisuretown. If you know what I'm talking about, then you know what I'm talking about. If you don't, you should learn better.
Watched some football highlights today and was greatly entertained. I'm heading out now to see if I can't get a haircut and a dye job. First dye job ever, actually. Let's see if I'm even more handsome as a blackhead.
Also Guitar Hero 2 has the most kick-ass ironic ending song ever. This bird you cannot change, indeed. Clive Winston is cool.
Who would win in a fight between Eric Clapton and God? The answer may surprise you!
Trick question. Eric Clapton IS God.