Mar 12, 2012 09:00
I have endured you now for 19 years. I have come to appreciate what a large part of my life you've become. That I wouldn't be the person that I am today without you.
But I think that enough is enough. It is time for you to move on and let me get on with my life. No more sleepless nights, painful skin, achy joints... I think it's time for you to just lay down and go away forever. That way, I can do more positive things in my life! Trust me, I think I can go on without you. At this point, you're doing nothing but making my life miserable and holding me back.
So... go away! It's time for me to be healthy. :p This way, I can feel attractive, more energetic, and more productive. Seriously, that would be great.