grey's (keep christmas with you all through the year)
First of all, my GOD McDreamy is a dick. You stupid FUCKTARD, the fact that you have your STUPID WHITE EMO PSEUDO-"NICE GUY" CRAP does not mean that you have the right to ruin Addison's life. What, her cheating on you for ONE NIGHT was wrong but your falling in love with Meredith makes it totally justified? And moreover, Addison loves Christmas. And by loves I mean loved, actually, past tense, because now it is going to be a HORRIBLE TIME FOR HER FOREVER.
Addison deserves better. Addison deserves so much better. You stupid selfish fucktard.
P.S. You are NOT A NICE GUY, you are a fucking COCKBITE who THINKS HE IS A NICE GUY which is EVEN WORSE THAN BEING A JACKASS LIKE ALEX because AT LEAST ALEX KNOWS IT.
You stupid fuck.
*coughs*
Now. Character stuff:
Meredith, for like two whole minutes before McDreamy showed up. For Meredith (or, um, Ellen Pompeo, FREAK OF THE CENTURY), that's a good thing. I mean, she lost it later, but for two minutes there she had it! Good SHOW, Meredith.
Izzie = *hearts*. I mean... I don't even have anything else to say. I love her so much it causes PAIN. OMG. Yay, Izzie! The Christmas Nazi LIVES.
BURKE IS THE BEST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. Like, all kidding aside, when he offered to share her traditions, I got sniffly. And when he had a menorah there? I broke. I just... dude. I know I'm pretty much into girls over here? But seriously, if Dr. Burke asked, I would not say no.
If Cristina asked, I would not say no either. I love that her one big flaw as a doctor keeps coming up- she wants medicine to save everything, straight science, no extra factors involved, and then the X factors come in she gets really upset. And I love it keeps happening, but in new and different ways so that it's not like she's not learned a lesson, it's just that the lesson keeps shifting just enough. LOVE.
And now, lines I loved:
"Oh, yay! I love Christmas!"
"My stepfather. Saul Rubenstein."
"Oh. Right." (It was just... it was both her line, and the way he replied, and... *heart!*)
"You can expect all sorts of idiocy, so... this is my holiday gift to you."
"Okay, if you're that lonely, there are great vibrators. I can give you a catalog." (oh my god, mimesere, your fic came true ON SCREEN.)
"Oh, and I'm drunk. Hiccup hiccup."
"That's assault. THIS is an examination."
"I can't hear you when his hand is on your boob."
"You're not giving me a rectal, do not ask me to cough."
"There are no trees allowed in the CCU."
"He cheated on me with George's skanky syph nurse!"
"We know he cheated on you! That's why we let you turn the living room into Santa's freaking Village!" (which made me hate Meredith, but hee!)
"Am I invisible? I'm feeling strangely invisible. Also, inaudible." (Oh, Addison!)
"You cannot kick me when I'm doing my job." (Bailey is going to be the best mom ever. For serious.)
"Why do you want ot help me after what I've done to you?"
"BECAUSE it's what JESUS would FREAKING DO!" (ahahahahaha I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.)
"Or live to have kids and raise them not to believe in Santa. That would piss your mom off. Just decide to live. Because in your case? Dying really isn't the best revenge." (Sometimes, Sandra Oh BREAKS ME.)
"Interns. Too emotional. Apologies."
"You didn't hurt me. You don't even know me. I'm a farmer."
And, McDreamy Is A Dick Moment Of The Week:
"Christmas, Derek. We love Christmas. At least, we used to."
"Christmas makes you want to be with people you love. I'm not saying this to hurt you, because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't a fling. She wasn't revenge. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
In conclusion. CHRISTMAS!
And they still have the puppy.
Now someone hook me up wtih a download so I can have icons.
And possibly finish writing my papers for me.
I don't have all day here, people.
Addison deserves better. Addison deserves so much better. You stupid selfish fucktard.
P.S. You are NOT A NICE GUY, you are a fucking COCKBITE who THINKS HE IS A NICE GUY which is EVEN WORSE THAN BEING A JACKASS LIKE ALEX because AT LEAST ALEX KNOWS IT.
You stupid fuck.
*coughs*
Now. Character stuff:
Meredith, for like two whole minutes before McDreamy showed up. For Meredith (or, um, Ellen Pompeo, FREAK OF THE CENTURY), that's a good thing. I mean, she lost it later, but for two minutes there she had it! Good SHOW, Meredith.
Izzie = *hearts*. I mean... I don't even have anything else to say. I love her so much it causes PAIN. OMG. Yay, Izzie! The Christmas Nazi LIVES.
BURKE IS THE BEST MAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE. Like, all kidding aside, when he offered to share her traditions, I got sniffly. And when he had a menorah there? I broke. I just... dude. I know I'm pretty much into girls over here? But seriously, if Dr. Burke asked, I would not say no.
If Cristina asked, I would not say no either. I love that her one big flaw as a doctor keeps coming up- she wants medicine to save everything, straight science, no extra factors involved, and then the X factors come in she gets really upset. And I love it keeps happening, but in new and different ways so that it's not like she's not learned a lesson, it's just that the lesson keeps shifting just enough. LOVE.
And now, lines I loved:
"Oh, yay! I love Christmas!"
"My stepfather. Saul Rubenstein."
"Oh. Right." (It was just... it was both her line, and the way he replied, and... *heart!*)
"You can expect all sorts of idiocy, so... this is my holiday gift to you."
"Okay, if you're that lonely, there are great vibrators. I can give you a catalog." (oh my god, mimesere, your fic came true ON SCREEN.)
"Oh, and I'm drunk. Hiccup hiccup."
"That's assault. THIS is an examination."
"I can't hear you when his hand is on your boob."
"You're not giving me a rectal, do not ask me to cough."
"There are no trees allowed in the CCU."
"He cheated on me with George's skanky syph nurse!"
"We know he cheated on you! That's why we let you turn the living room into Santa's freaking Village!" (which made me hate Meredith, but hee!)
"Am I invisible? I'm feeling strangely invisible. Also, inaudible." (Oh, Addison!)
"You cannot kick me when I'm doing my job." (Bailey is going to be the best mom ever. For serious.)
"Why do you want ot help me after what I've done to you?"
"BECAUSE it's what JESUS would FREAKING DO!" (ahahahahaha I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.)
"Or live to have kids and raise them not to believe in Santa. That would piss your mom off. Just decide to live. Because in your case? Dying really isn't the best revenge." (Sometimes, Sandra Oh BREAKS ME.)
"Interns. Too emotional. Apologies."
"You didn't hurt me. You don't even know me. I'm a farmer."
And, McDreamy Is A Dick Moment Of The Week:
"Christmas, Derek. We love Christmas. At least, we used to."
"Christmas makes you want to be with people you love. I'm not saying this to hurt you, because I want to leave you, because I don't. Meredith wasn't a fling. She wasn't revenge. I fell in love with her. That doesn't go away because I decided to stay with you."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.
In conclusion. CHRISTMAS!
And they still have the puppy.
Now someone hook me up wtih a download so I can have icons.
And possibly finish writing my papers for me.
I don't have all day here, people.