CHOMP
It's great that you all seem to think that you got the best Yuletide story ever, and I would normally allow all of you to engage in your delusions because it's Christmas and all, but I think it's important that you learn that I, in fact, received the best Yuletide story of the year.
Sharktopus: In His Own Words
[L]ong story short, the Navy caps the project's funding and the whole thing is off. Just like that. Said it wasn't getting "results."
No results? I am a shark with friggin' tentacles! Seems like a pretty concrete result from where I'm sitting. But no, no, apparently that wasn’t good enough. So the whitecoats packed up their shit and I was scheduled to be "neutralized."
Nice, right? Real discreet, from the people who grafted half an octopus to half a shark. Subtle, guys. You're awesome.
My delight can be seen from SPACE.
I've been reading some other stories, many of which are pretty awesome, but none are half as awesome as mine.
Cross-posted at http://fox1013.dreamwidth.org/37574.html. Comment wherever you feel more comfortable.
Sharktopus: In His Own Words
[L]ong story short, the Navy caps the project's funding and the whole thing is off. Just like that. Said it wasn't getting "results."
No results? I am a shark with friggin' tentacles! Seems like a pretty concrete result from where I'm sitting. But no, no, apparently that wasn’t good enough. So the whitecoats packed up their shit and I was scheduled to be "neutralized."
Nice, right? Real discreet, from the people who grafted half an octopus to half a shark. Subtle, guys. You're awesome.
My delight can be seen from SPACE.
I've been reading some other stories, many of which are pretty awesome, but none are half as awesome as mine.
Cross-posted at http://fox1013.dreamwidth.org/37574.html. Comment wherever you feel more comfortable.