Why give people guns and religion if they will not cling to them?
Dear Newscasters:
STOP IT.
I am trying to not color my map (or, well, glue my map- I'm collaging red and blue states) until the vast majority of an electorate is announcing.
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DRIVING ME CRAZY BY ANNOUNCING THINGS ARE DECIDED WITH 0% REPORTED?
Seriously. I have an anxiety disorder. This election has been going on for 22 months. I am still lying in uncertainty. This makes me want to punch a hole in someone's face.
(I know people have indications. I do not trust them until there is 100% of the vote reported, OKAY?)
...I am too neurotic to be American today. Would any Canadian be willing to adopt me til tomorrow morning?
Meanwhile, Stewart/Colbert's Indecision 08 is called "America's Choice," which- I'm assuming here- means that Eric is going to have to imitate everything Barack Obama does and then kiss John McCain.
I'm pretty excited, I have to admit.
Time to celebrate, y/y?
STOP IT.
I am trying to not color my map (or, well, glue my map- I'm collaging red and blue states) until the vast majority of an electorate is announcing.
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DRIVING ME CRAZY BY ANNOUNCING THINGS ARE DECIDED WITH 0% REPORTED?
Seriously. I have an anxiety disorder. This election has been going on for 22 months. I am still lying in uncertainty. This makes me want to punch a hole in someone's face.
(I know people have indications. I do not trust them until there is 100% of the vote reported, OKAY?)
...I am too neurotic to be American today. Would any Canadian be willing to adopt me til tomorrow morning?
Meanwhile, Stewart/Colbert's Indecision 08 is called "America's Choice," which- I'm assuming here- means that Eric is going to have to imitate everything Barack Obama does and then kiss John McCain.
I'm pretty excited, I have to admit.
Time to celebrate, y/y?