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Hey, ah, LiveJournal? It's fox1013. Did you know that Kaysar got voted out on his birthday?
Ahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha! Ahahaha...
*cries*
In other news, Erika got HOH? That's liveable. Well, at least compared to the alternatives.
Poor pearl_o had to hear my running commentary on that, so actually, so do all of you:
fox1013: Oh, KAYSAR.
fox1013: *sniffles*
fox1013: Julie Chen: "He has told her, quote, a stupid bitch..."
fox1013: Aw, Julie, TRY NOT TO BREAK KAYSAR'S HEART PLEASE
fox1013: He looks like he's about to burst into tears.
fox1013: YOU MADE A GROWN MAN CRY
fox1013: Of course Erika's crying. They needed a PSYCHIATRIST TO COME TALK HER DOWN
fox1013: Boogie, you are a dick but I love you. Will, ditto.
fox1013: Janey, awwwwwwww
fox1013: James, please to stop being a dick
pearl_o: I thought you liked it when they were dicks, because it was funny.
fox1013: Okay, see, I don't like James.
fox1013: whereasWill is my boyfriend.
pearl_o: heeeee.
pearl_o: got it.
fox1013: It is HOH competition!
fox1013: *grabs your hand for support*
pearl_o: *squeezes*
fox1013: aw, george is out
fox1013: marcellas is out. good.
fox1013: OH MY GOD HE HAS A FAKE AFRO AWESOME
fox1013: Janey's out. Fuck.
fox1013: come onnnnnn hurricane howie
pearl_o: *pets*
fox1013: Dammit Howie!
fox1013: Will's out.
fox1013: Come on Boogie. Come onnnnnnn Boogie.
fox1013: FUCK
pearl_o: honey, do you only like losers?
fox1013: Okay, James or Erika. Janey is dead.
fox1013: OH.
fox1013: This is the coup d'etat week!
fox1013: NEVER MIND IT MIGHT BE OKAY--
fox1013: OH MY GOD.
fox1013: THEY ARE GIVING A PROM
fox1013: THEY ARE GIVING BIG BROTHER A PROM.
fox1013: OH MY GOD
fox1013: IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS
pearl_o: *pets you*
pearl_o: breathe!
fox1013: They got a lamb.
fox1013: As the house pet.
fox1013: I wonder how long before they eat it.
pearl_o: mmmm, lamb.
fox1013: It has a bow on its collar
fox1013: all I can think is "hungry? why wait?"
So. Um. Poor Kaysar (What up KAAAAAAAAAYSAR) on his birthday. I am sad Julie did not have a cake for him, and also that George still has not even learned his name, but I have to admit, I kind of find it hilarious that he's now been evicted three times before sequester. Ohhhhh Kaysie.
If Janey and Howie end up working with James on anything else, ever? They do not deserve to win. Like, I'm sorry. They just don't.
Especially with the coup d'etat. EVEN THOUGH I AM TOTALLY NOT ABLE TO HANDLE THE SUSPENSE.
But. Prom! I love prom! I have not had a TV prom since, like, FOUR MONTHS AGO on Grey's. The GA Prom was enough to mitigate much of the trauma of my graduation, so I cannot even imagine how good it will be with Will and Janie and CHICKEN GEORGE.
Except. Oh my god. OH MY GOD.
So I check the live feeds... and they REDID THE HOH COMP? And JANEY'S HOH?
Jeez. On the one hand, yay, another week of Janey not leaving! On the other, dude, Janey, you need to not be so fucking stubborn, because they are going to vote your ass out in a SECOND at this rate.
Late last night/early this morning:
WILL: "We'll have one signal to vote out James, and another signal for Kaysar. We'll listen to both speeches, and whichever one we like we'll vote that person out. It'll be the first truly live vote."
BOOGIE: "Why would we do that?"
WILL: "Because it will by highly entertaining to me."
It was that. It was that indeed.
God bless good TV.
And all of y'all thought the highlight of the season was watching Boogie in the Jack Shack (link c/o slodwick). Hee.
I cannot believe how few people are awake at 5 AM. You are all nothing but disappointments.
I can't believe my room isn't clean yet. I mean, mostly, but right now it's not enough. Mania is a strange and powerful mistress. Luckily, she is a strange and powerful mistress who is totally into writing fic.
Hey, ah, LiveJournal? It's fox1013. Did you know that Kaysar got voted out on his birthday?
Ahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha! Ahahaha...
*cries*
In other news, Erika got HOH? That's liveable. Well, at least compared to the alternatives.
Poor pearl_o had to hear my running commentary on that, so actually, so do all of you:
fox1013: Oh, KAYSAR.
fox1013: *sniffles*
fox1013: Julie Chen: "He has told her, quote, a stupid bitch..."
fox1013: Aw, Julie, TRY NOT TO BREAK KAYSAR'S HEART PLEASE
fox1013: He looks like he's about to burst into tears.
fox1013: YOU MADE A GROWN MAN CRY
fox1013: Of course Erika's crying. They needed a PSYCHIATRIST TO COME TALK HER DOWN
fox1013: Boogie, you are a dick but I love you. Will, ditto.
fox1013: Janey, awwwwwwww
fox1013: James, please to stop being a dick
pearl_o: I thought you liked it when they were dicks, because it was funny.
fox1013: Okay, see, I don't like James.
fox1013: whereasWill is my boyfriend.
pearl_o: heeeee.
pearl_o: got it.
fox1013: It is HOH competition!
fox1013: *grabs your hand for support*
pearl_o: *squeezes*
fox1013: aw, george is out
fox1013: marcellas is out. good.
fox1013: OH MY GOD HE HAS A FAKE AFRO AWESOME
fox1013: Janey's out. Fuck.
fox1013: come onnnnnn hurricane howie
pearl_o: *pets*
fox1013: Dammit Howie!
fox1013: Will's out.
fox1013: Come on Boogie. Come onnnnnnn Boogie.
fox1013: FUCK
pearl_o: honey, do you only like losers?
fox1013: Okay, James or Erika. Janey is dead.
fox1013: OH.
fox1013: This is the coup d'etat week!
fox1013: NEVER MIND IT MIGHT BE OKAY--
fox1013: OH MY GOD.
fox1013: THEY ARE GIVING A PROM
fox1013: THEY ARE GIVING BIG BROTHER A PROM.
fox1013: OH MY GOD
fox1013: IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS
pearl_o: *pets you*
pearl_o: breathe!
fox1013: They got a lamb.
fox1013: As the house pet.
fox1013: I wonder how long before they eat it.
pearl_o: mmmm, lamb.
fox1013: It has a bow on its collar
fox1013: all I can think is "hungry? why wait?"
So. Um. Poor Kaysar (What up KAAAAAAAAAYSAR) on his birthday. I am sad Julie did not have a cake for him, and also that George still has not even learned his name, but I have to admit, I kind of find it hilarious that he's now been evicted three times before sequester. Ohhhhh Kaysie.
If Janey and Howie end up working with James on anything else, ever? They do not deserve to win. Like, I'm sorry. They just don't.
Especially with the coup d'etat. EVEN THOUGH I AM TOTALLY NOT ABLE TO HANDLE THE SUSPENSE.
But. Prom! I love prom! I have not had a TV prom since, like, FOUR MONTHS AGO on Grey's. The GA Prom was enough to mitigate much of the trauma of my graduation, so I cannot even imagine how good it will be with Will and Janie and CHICKEN GEORGE.
Except. Oh my god. OH MY GOD.
So I check the live feeds... and they REDID THE HOH COMP? And JANEY'S HOH?
Jeez. On the one hand, yay, another week of Janey not leaving! On the other, dude, Janey, you need to not be so fucking stubborn, because they are going to vote your ass out in a SECOND at this rate.
Late last night/early this morning:
WILL: "We'll have one signal to vote out James, and another signal for Kaysar. We'll listen to both speeches, and whichever one we like we'll vote that person out. It'll be the first truly live vote."
BOOGIE: "Why would we do that?"
WILL: "Because it will by highly entertaining to me."
It was that. It was that indeed.
God bless good TV.
And all of y'all thought the highlight of the season was watching Boogie in the Jack Shack (link c/o slodwick). Hee.
I cannot believe how few people are awake at 5 AM. You are all nothing but disappointments.
I can't believe my room isn't clean yet. I mean, mostly, but right now it's not enough. Mania is a strange and powerful mistress. Luckily, she is a strange and powerful mistress who is totally into writing fic.