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[fowlthesecond]

After observing and studying the entirety of this...gathering, you might call it, I have come to

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[sexy_and_skorty]

I don't think so.

[fowlthesecond]

You would agree if I gave you a higher level than the others.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Me, and others. I know there are other people here who aren't nearly as stupid as the rest.

[slobberymongrel]

The ones above fetus-age are generally alright. We wont talk about those Clorox-kids, though.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Disgusting Clorox-kids.

[slobberymongrel]

Too right!!

I would say we should start a club for those actually possessing a few wisps of intelligence, but all those Ravenclaw-esque people tend to be such a drag. And I hate iambic pentameter.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I don't like clubs.

[slobberymongrel]

Oh, I think they're alright, so long as nobody sacrifices anything. Those sorts of stains never come out of your sodding clothes.

[sexy_and_skorty]

That's disgusting.

[slobberymongrel]

Oh, nothing gets REALLY disgusting unless someone forgot to clean out the intestines.

[sexy_and_skorty]

...

[slobberymongrel]

I mean, its not throw-up, but its not poo yet either.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Thank you, Sirius.

[slobberymongrel]

You're welcome!!

[fowlthesecond]

Some may show temporary bouts of intelligence, but it is rare for it to be constant in a person.

[sexy_and_skorty]

You aren't smarter than people older than you, boy.