Entry 141 - Video

[fowlprodigy]

Holly, I think we'll have little to worry about concerning the stuffed animal invasion aside from clean up.

[He turns the camera towards a small cat and a mini-bronze dragon who are tearing up the teddy bears.]

I think Curie and Emil have it covered.

Comments

[captainshort]

Messy, but effective.

How are you with a vacuum, Mud Boy?

[fowlprodigy]

I am capable of turning it on.

[captainshort]

Very good. The next step is to make sure you get all that stuffing into the bag. Do you think you can handle it?

*tries to picture Artemis using a vacuum...tries really, really hard*

[fowlprodigy]

I will hire someone.

AHAHAHA

[captainshort]

Oh no, you don't. Not so fast. Even young Master Fowl needs to clean his own room at some point.

The gods know why I haven't taken a look in there for myself.

lol I can't picture it.

[fowlprodigy]

It is perfectly clean and orderly.

unfortunately, neither can I

[captainshort]

Well then, since you are so eager for new things to learn, starting with vacuuming sounds like good first step.

There are worse things than cleaning up after your pets and their play things.

it just doesn't work

[fowlprodigy]

I have been hiring people the entire time I've been here. I see nothing wrong with continuing this process.

'doesn't work' doesn't work with holly >>

[captainshort]

And yet you insist you are more mature than most.

this conversation is killing me

[fowlprodigy]

I am mature enough to realize that there are other better suited to these tasks.

the elf just Doesn't Get It XD

[captainshort]

Some day, you are going to have to fend for yourself, Fowl. I hope you can at least make a sandwich by now if not your own bed.

neither does the boy XD

[fowlprodigy]

The last time I attempted one it was edible.

teasing him so. much.

[captainshort]

Edible, but not presentable, right? I wonder if you would settle for the same in anything else. Such as...

Oh, they're just clothes, who cares what they look like as long as they do their job.

icon totally applies

[fowlprodigy]

I would never do such a thing. I always make sure that I am perfectly presentable.

SO IT DOES

[captainshort]

The point is that you ought to learn how to do some things for yourself, regardless of having grown up with Butler at your side. Come on, Mud Boy, think of it as character building.

he does not like this idea of actually cleaning things by himself

[fowlprodigy]

...It's everywhere though. It would be best to just hire someone.