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night__eyes January 30 2006, 11:14:49 UTC
WOW! thats handy, cos i found out i had testicular cancer just the other day, think i can borrow some?

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fourththefifth January 30 2006, 11:21:59 UTC
Why certainly, I will dispatch you a blister packet of my Miracle Cure immediately..! I accept goat sacrifices and jellybeans as payment ;)

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night__eyes January 30 2006, 11:25:56 UTC
Oh, why thankyou, M'dear! So handy! But, do you take sacrificial virgins? I'm fresh out of goats...

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fourththefifth January 30 2006, 11:33:05 UTC
Oh well, I'm certainly willing to compromise! As long as they're genuine virgins, none o' those nasty Heathen broads from the South..! I've been swindled before..!

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night__eyes January 30 2006, 11:36:01 UTC
Oh, don't you worry there, these are the GENUINE article, yess'r'eeee. <<(how are you meant to SPELL that??) Anyways, I'll express mail them so they should reach you in a day or so, and, provided they don't soil themselves on the trip, they should be clean and ready to sacrifice to our evil lord of darkness and caramel!

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fourththefifth January 30 2006, 11:40:09 UTC
(I.. don't know come to think of it! Help me, google! AHA! yessiree! How bizarre)

provided they don't soil themselves

HAHAHAHAHA. HAAA. Okay, I found that a lot funnier than I should have. But dude! (y)

I didn't know Our Lord o' Darkness was a caramel man! I always thought of him as much strawberry cream centered. Or perhaps a nice cherry liquer..!

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night__eyes January 30 2006, 11:44:46 UTC
Man, you're posts make me laugh so... *explodes into a ball of coleslaw sushi*

Maybe he's a nougat kinda guy... But, speaking of ice tea, i ate suchi today, and ripped off the sushi train people :P

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fourththefifth January 30 2006, 12:04:24 UTC
Haha, oh my! I'm loved! I'm really truly loved! You make me laugh toooo.

p.s. what is coleslaw sushi? :P

Nougat FTW! I've never eaten sushi! I don't eat fish. And seaweed scares me :( Yay ice tea!

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night__eyes January 30 2006, 12:13:02 UTC
you've never eaten sushi? i pity your uninformed tastebuds. my friend is also afraid of seaweed, when its in the sea though... coleslaw sushi is this disguting crap... it like... rice, with sushi wrapped around it... then its got this great whapping truck load of compressed coleslaw with little red and green things in it, smooshed on the top!!!! ITS FREAKY!!!! it looks like aliens have had a party and eaten some water balloons then pooped it out!! AAAARGH!!!!

well, im off to bed now! g'night!

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fourththefifth January 30 2006, 12:21:06 UTC
Oh, that sounds beyond disgusting. Coleslaw and raw seafood should never ever ever be mixed :| And yeah, I've never eaten sushi :( I have a friend at work that buys it for lunch every single day. I should get her to educate me on sushi!

Nighty night dear..! Sleep well :O

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