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[fourthhorseman]

for the people that dont see me on a day to day basis.. i have my glasses... and the instantly improved vision is kinda nice and all, but the coolest thing about the glasses are the fact that i can pull them off stick the end in my mouth and look all drmatic, hell yeah.

*one time i had my hook hand bitten off by a shark, and replaced with a real hand*

thats my new favorite thing to say when somebody tells a lame story... or just when i feel like it.