what happens when when seth and i are bored

[fourthflight]

russetflicker: tell me a story
russetflicker: make it a good one
PadroneOttone: um
PadroneOttone: okay
PadroneOttone: there once was a boy named fred
russetflicker: fred, eh?
PadroneOttone: yes, fred.
PadroneOttone: everyone made fun of him for being named fred.
russetflicker: because really, who wouldn't?
PadroneOttone: of course
PadroneOttone: so one day he decided he was going to change his name
russetflicker: smart fred
PadroneOttone: mhmm
PadroneOttone: except, he chose to change his name to Balthasar
PadroneOttone: because he thought it sounded cool
PadroneOttone: but that just got him made fun of more
russetflicker: because really
russetflicker: typos
russetflicker: duh
PadroneOttone: although it didn't rhyme with "poopy head"
PadroneOttone: so he didn't have to endure the same taunts as he did with fred
PadroneOttone: and figured it was a good decision.
russetflicker: that's fabulous
PadroneOttone: thank you
russetflicker: can i put that story on my lj?
PadroneOttone: sure
russetflicker: okay
russetflicker: because it amused me
PadroneOttone: I'm here to entertain
russetflicker: you should tatoo that somewhere
PadroneOttone: heh

the end.