Hola crackettes! It is I, your less competent mod . . . but wait! Before you throw anything - I bring goodies! Or at least a goodie. I think we should space them out where possible, no? Anyhows, by no means does this constitute a commitment to any kind of 'crack!pic of the day' type arrangement. Spontaneity! That's right ;-).
Captions welcome; suggestions for ways to reduce Pepe Reina's sugar intake also welcome ;-). Rafa will be most grateful.