I don't need them, all I need is her.

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According to my father, if I switch to homeschooling, my aunt and great aunt up north won't pay for my college, or so says my mother. Yum.

Newsflash: Fuck you. If what my mom said my father said they said is true, they can take their tradition and enjoy a refreshing enema after they shove it up their ass.

Edit: The good news is, I bought the plane tickets tonight. Look out, Acworth, here I come.