questions to ponder
thanx jeff for this email :)
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> > > > >Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
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> > > > >Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass."
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> > > > >
> > > > >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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> > > > >
> > > > >Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
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> > > > >
> > > > >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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> > > > >
> > > > >Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
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> > > > >
> > > > >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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> > > > >
> > > > >Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
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> > > > >
> > > > >Why does your OB -GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> > > > >They're both dogs!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >What do you call male ballerinas?
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> > > > >
> > > > >Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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> > > > >
> > > > >If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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> > > > >
> > > > >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
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> > > > >
> > > > >If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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> > > > >
> > > > >Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
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> > > > >
> > > > >Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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> > > > >
> > > > >Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
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> > > > >
> > > > >Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
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> > > > >
> > > > >Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
> > > > >
> > > > >Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass."
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Why does your OB -GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
> > > > >They're both dogs!
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >What do you call male ballerinas?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?