I'm so clever

[fourfreedoms]

I'm doing a Bill Maher "New Rule" post. And they will be funny, unlike the republicans at that convention.

-New Rule, ericaplease must change her name to rigor_mortis.

-New Rule, That guy Brad Pitt played in Troy? Yeah, HERCULES

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[wpadmirer]

-New Rule, if you steal stage!gay cues from bandom it might be good to remember you are related.

This one cracked me up.

WP

[ignited]

-New Rule, if you steal stage!gay cues from bandom it might be good to remember you are related.

HEE. I keep seeing animations and kind of... tilting my head. o_O Oh, Jonas brothers.

Jasper's expression is a model for botox, trufax.

-New rule, Twilight, "IT'S NOT FUNNY! STOP LAUGHING."

*snorts*

[fourfreedoms]

We laughed so hard and these people sitting next to us SHOUTED AT US.

[fourfreedoms]

Yeah, that's a quote from somebody in the theater who shouted at us.

[fourfreedoms]

Yes, I know who James is. Why do you think I went to see the movie? NOT FOR RPATZ!

[gestaltrose]

Yeah eight... LMAO....

[fourfreedoms]

They're kind of embarrassing. I'm sorry if you like them. But wow, EMBARRASSING.

[miss_begonia]

GOD. People getting upset about you finding TWILIGHT funny is like the parents who got all pissy at us for laughing at HSM3 when they brought their small children to the 9:35 show on a Friday night. Dear assholes: PLZ BE BETTER PARENTS, and also, if you do not find Chad and Troy dancing in a junkyard wearing bandannas to be humorous, I believe you are actually clinically dead.

[fourfreedoms]

I WANT TO SEE HSM3 SO BADLY! I ADMIT IT! It wasn't playing on campus though, and I think I probably would've had to use force to get anybody to come with me.