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title: beer pong
disclaimer: does not own naruto. or ducky tie!
note: it has been a veeeeery long time since i've written. and drawn. please have mercy. anyhow, andrea requested some silly college!fic so this is my offering.
other note: that thing at the bottom was supposed to be a polaroid but meh.
warnings: cursing, beer, lalalala
summary: sasuke, sakura, and a deal that never should have been made.
“My pride is hurting,” Kiba said solemnly.
Naruto sighed and continued pouring beer into the red cups. “So is mine.” He looked up at Shikamaru and Sasuke, both of whom managed to look utterly uncaring despite the fact that the self-proclaimed “Team Tits” just demolished a good number of people at beer pong.
“And my stomach is hurting,” Kiba continued, clutching at his gut. “Too much beer too fast!”
Karin smirked from across the table. “Not our fault you guys suck!” She high-fived Sakura who was graciously drinking some of the beer Kiba and Naruto were supposed to be finishing.
Naruto glared at her and then turned back to Shikamaru and Sasuke, the next set of challengers. “You guys cannot lose.”
Kiba nodded. “For the sake of our pride, you guys seriously need to win.”
Shikamaru simply sighed, while Sasuke snorted in response. “You think we’d actually lose to them?”
“Excuse me?” Sakura slammed the cup in her hand onto the table (although this wasn’t particularly effective considering it was a pathetic plastic cup). “I will wreck you!” she hissed. “Hurry with your damn pouring, Naruto!”
“Yes, ma’am,” the blond mumbled as he topped off the last cup.
Unfortunately, Shikamaru and Sasuke proved to be much more of a challenge than Sakura and Karin’s previous opponents. For example, Chouji and Kiba were pretty easy to beat (mostly because Kiba was pretty far gone by the time they began playing). Naruto and Suigetsu were more of a challenge, but Karin managed to win the game when they were both left with one cup on either side.
Still, although their Beginner’s Luck was beginning to wane, they were still rocking the game.
“Fuck,” Sasuke muttered, watching the ping pong ball miss the girls’ last cup by barely an inch.
Karin and Sakura high-fived to express their relief before tossing their own ball and landing it in. Grunting, Sasuke chugged down the contents of the cup, trying his hardest not to be affected by Sakura’s maddening smirk.
“Looks like we’re even,” Karin mused.
“For now,” Shikamaru said. He gestured to Sasuke who waved his ping pong ball at the girls mockingly. “We won’t be when Sasuke gets this one in.”
“Oh, ho, hoooo,” Sakura crowed. She leaned forward and grinned conspiratorially. “Why don’t we raise the stakes, Sasuke-kun?” Sasuke raised an eyebrow, telling her to continue. “If we win, you have to wear Naruto’s stupid ass ducky tie for the rest of the month.”
Naruto looked down at his tie with a crestfallen expression. “Wait. What? This tie is awesome!”
“And if I win?” Sasuke asked, sounding infuriatingly smug.
Sakura shrugged. “What do you want?”
“YOU HAVE TO FLASH US!” Kiba shouted, slapping the table.
Shikamaru rolled his eyes. “You have to flash Sasuke,” Shikamaru corrected, giving Kiba an annoyed look.
Confident in her newfound beer pong skills, Sakura nodded. “You’re on.” She stuck her hand out for Sasuke to shake. “Deal?”
He smirked.
“Deal.”
disclaimer: does not own naruto. or ducky tie!
note: it has been a veeeeery long time since i've written. and drawn. please have mercy. anyhow, andrea requested some silly college!fic so this is my offering.
other note: that thing at the bottom was supposed to be a polaroid but meh.
warnings: cursing, beer, lalalala
summary: sasuke, sakura, and a deal that never should have been made.
“My pride is hurting,” Kiba said solemnly.
Naruto sighed and continued pouring beer into the red cups. “So is mine.” He looked up at Shikamaru and Sasuke, both of whom managed to look utterly uncaring despite the fact that the self-proclaimed “Team Tits” just demolished a good number of people at beer pong.
“And my stomach is hurting,” Kiba continued, clutching at his gut. “Too much beer too fast!”
Karin smirked from across the table. “Not our fault you guys suck!” She high-fived Sakura who was graciously drinking some of the beer Kiba and Naruto were supposed to be finishing.
Naruto glared at her and then turned back to Shikamaru and Sasuke, the next set of challengers. “You guys cannot lose.”
Kiba nodded. “For the sake of our pride, you guys seriously need to win.”
Shikamaru simply sighed, while Sasuke snorted in response. “You think we’d actually lose to them?”
“Excuse me?” Sakura slammed the cup in her hand onto the table (although this wasn’t particularly effective considering it was a pathetic plastic cup). “I will wreck you!” she hissed. “Hurry with your damn pouring, Naruto!”
“Yes, ma’am,” the blond mumbled as he topped off the last cup.
Unfortunately, Shikamaru and Sasuke proved to be much more of a challenge than Sakura and Karin’s previous opponents. For example, Chouji and Kiba were pretty easy to beat (mostly because Kiba was pretty far gone by the time they began playing). Naruto and Suigetsu were more of a challenge, but Karin managed to win the game when they were both left with one cup on either side.
Still, although their Beginner’s Luck was beginning to wane, they were still rocking the game.
“Fuck,” Sasuke muttered, watching the ping pong ball miss the girls’ last cup by barely an inch.
Karin and Sakura high-fived to express their relief before tossing their own ball and landing it in. Grunting, Sasuke chugged down the contents of the cup, trying his hardest not to be affected by Sakura’s maddening smirk.
“Looks like we’re even,” Karin mused.
“For now,” Shikamaru said. He gestured to Sasuke who waved his ping pong ball at the girls mockingly. “We won’t be when Sasuke gets this one in.”
“Oh, ho, hoooo,” Sakura crowed. She leaned forward and grinned conspiratorially. “Why don’t we raise the stakes, Sasuke-kun?” Sasuke raised an eyebrow, telling her to continue. “If we win, you have to wear Naruto’s stupid ass ducky tie for the rest of the month.”
Naruto looked down at his tie with a crestfallen expression. “Wait. What? This tie is awesome!”
“And if I win?” Sasuke asked, sounding infuriatingly smug.
Sakura shrugged. “What do you want?”
“YOU HAVE TO FLASH US!” Kiba shouted, slapping the table.
Shikamaru rolled his eyes. “You have to flash Sasuke,” Shikamaru corrected, giving Kiba an annoyed look.
Confident in her newfound beer pong skills, Sakura nodded. “You’re on.” She stuck her hand out for Sasuke to shake. “Deal?”
He smirked.
“Deal.”