MEME REDUX: The return of the IC drunk meme (just in time for St. Patrick's Day! :))

[sanguinario]

♚ IC comment.
♛ Others will respond.
♜ Everyone is drunk/tipsy/sedated/high/caffeinated.
♝ ???
♞ Try not to destroy anyone's restaurant.
♟ PROFIT!

PROTIP: Watch out for Wally. He is doing body shots off every legal body contained herein.