02 [text -> video]
so guys i found some fish a couple days back.
don't ask how.
but anyway i was going to ask if they're still good or not.
actually here just a sec.
[Deciding that it would be better to switch to video feed to show the fish, hoping that someone will know if they're still edible just by looking at them. A Sylladex will keep everything safe, sure, but he's not sure if it keeps things fresh.
Unfortunately, as he goes to retrieve the Pair of Fish, suddenly the whole Sylladex ejects everything currently in there. The fish end up on the bed, an umbrella made of razors flies out and gets stuck in a wall, A box of Gushers gets crumpled in a corner, lots of useless junk from around the city suddenly is all over John's floor, and it looks like it will take ages to clean up.
Even his hammerkind specibus card ejects all of his hammers. They do much more damage, though. A hammer made of hot irons starts melting some of the plastic crap, a sledgehammer breaks down his door and ends up in the hallway, this monstrous thing goes flying out the window, shattering it in the proccess, and the hammer he used to help break down the brick wall goes out after it. There's about a half-dozen other hammers strewn about the room as well.
All of this happens in an instant, and John reacts accordingly.]
Oh fuck!
don't ask how.
but anyway i was going to ask if they're still good or not.
actually here just a sec.
[Deciding that it would be better to switch to video feed to show the fish, hoping that someone will know if they're still edible just by looking at them. A Sylladex will keep everything safe, sure, but he's not sure if it keeps things fresh.
Unfortunately, as he goes to retrieve the Pair of Fish, suddenly the whole Sylladex ejects everything currently in there. The fish end up on the bed, an umbrella made of razors flies out and gets stuck in a wall, A box of Gushers gets crumpled in a corner, lots of useless junk from around the city suddenly is all over John's floor, and it looks like it will take ages to clean up.
Even his hammerkind specibus card ejects all of his hammers. They do much more damage, though. A hammer made of hot irons starts melting some of the plastic crap, a sledgehammer breaks down his door and ends up in the hallway, this monstrous thing goes flying out the window, shattering it in the proccess, and the hammer he used to help break down the brick wall goes out after it. There's about a half-dozen other hammers strewn about the room as well.
All of this happens in an instant, and John reacts accordingly.]
Oh fuck!