Aug 12, 2008 12:44
1. When Bobby Wheeler asked me out in high school.
2. When my brothers asked me if I wanted to see something really gross
3. When my dad asked me if I wanted another puppy
4. When I was asked if I had purposely kneed Brighton in the balls during a routine sparring exercise. (I had a damn good reason.)
5. When a Marine asked me out during Fleet Week.
6. When asked by a friend if I could give 'em a ride in the squad car with the sirens.
7. Whenever anyone asks me to go shot for shot with them
8. Especially when the above is Flack or Messer
9. Whenever anyone challenges me to a game of pool.
10. [locked] This damn Vice assignment. [/locked]