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Many millenia ago, in an age of parachute pants and wrap-around sunglasses, there was a mysterious ambrosia stolen from the Olympian Gods known as Crystal Pepsi. Long gone from the lands of man is this cadillac among beverages; save all but for one bottle. Composed principally of the tears of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, it's original use was to power the 'Zords of the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. Who among us would so dare to quench their mighty thirst with this utopian libation of the divine?