"Dear Sir/Ma'am,
You are an asshole for taking up two spaces when parking is limited. If you are too drunk to park... you are too drunk to drive.
<3 - The Community"
And one the back: "This is only 1 SPOT
Thanks, Doucebag! :)"
Found in my apartment complex's parking lot, in an empty space. I think they would have been a little more effective if they actually spelled "douchebag" right. But I love that it's written on a thank you note for extra passive aggressiveness.
X-posted to
found_objects.
Let me know if you need an lj-cut.