**50 things that Gurls want a guy to Know. Remix**
50 things that Gurls want a guy to Know!
Chopped And Screwed By Chop A Holics
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
*Don't Droll Over Guys.
2. whenever possible, plz say whatever u have 2 say during commercials.
*We've Been Saying That For Years Now.
3. if u dont act like soap-opera guys,dont expect us 2 dress lik Victoria Secret models.
*And Vise Versa.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
*Remind Us Every Once In A While, We Forget.
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
*But There IS A Limit To Affection.
6. we think about you all the time.
*As We Do.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
*How We Do: Call Too Much = Nagging.
8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.
*Cough, Read #7, And Apply To Self.
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
*The Street Runs In Both Directions.
10. being able 2 make us laugh is so much more important than how much u can bench-press.
*Wearing Make-up Sensibly Compared To Face Paint Is Important.
11. return favors: we massage, u massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
*Trim Down Is Just As Good.
12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
*When In Doubt... Agree.
13. we're allowed to be late . . . u are not.
*Get Ready Earlier.....
14. eye contact is key
*Deep Gazing.
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
*Just Don't Take Long.
16. laugh at our jokes.
*Laugh Loudly At Ours.
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
*Practice What You Preach.
18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.
*Agree'd
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
*So Admit Yours.
20. do not start with us. you will not win.
*On The Contrary.
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
*Would U Let A Girl Do That To Your Brother?
22. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
*UH Huh. Same Here.
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
*But We Have Limited Space.
24. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
*And We Have To Put Up With It, Expect Alil Shortness By The End.
25. open the door for us no matter where we are ... even at our house n getting into the car.
*A Thank You Is In Order Everytime. Opening Doors Is Not Demanded, Its A Friendly Gestiure.
26. we love surprises!
*We Don't. Well Not As Much.
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
*Pointers. Pointers. Don't Down Us, Just Let Us Know How To Make It Better.
28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
*Give Credit When Credit's Due, And The Favor Shall Be Rewarded.
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes ... NEVER whitey-tighties!
*They Still Make Those.
30. clean your room before we come over.
*Clean YOUR Damn Room.
31. always brush ur teeth before u c us ... a fresh mouth and white
teeth r a necessity.
*Carry Gum For After Dinner. Just In Case.
32. when we use our teeth it means that u suck at going down on us, so we r just returning the favor.
*Give Us Pointers, You Can't Learn If Your Not Being Taught.
33. even though u are sometimes insensitive n hurt us, we still love you w/ everything we are.
*Don't Kick The Balls.
34. hit it n quit it, because later ill be with u're best friend n he lasts for hours.
*And Your Sister Does This Thing With Her Tounge.
35. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you
hard tonight.
*Don't Demasculinise Us Are The Girls.
36. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
*Say It Like You Mean It.
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
*Neither Are Those Big Ass Glasses.
38. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
*Don't Lie.
39. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.
*Leave Em.
40. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
*Don't Bring Up The Ex-B/F.
41. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
*Hint, Mark Our Calanders For Us.
42. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
*Damn Right!
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
*As Do Chubby Boys.
44. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
*Spill It.
45. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
*Maybe, But Laughing Don't Help Either.
46. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean
shes not waitin by the phone.
*Old School.
47. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
*Don't Demand It Then.
48. dont say you love me if you dont mean it.
*Don't Talk About Kids And Weddings.
49. dont lie to us...we will catch you.
*Eventually, We Will Catch U Too.
50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
*Like Wise.
Chopped And Screwed By Chop A Holics
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
*Don't Droll Over Guys.
2. whenever possible, plz say whatever u have 2 say during commercials.
*We've Been Saying That For Years Now.
3. if u dont act like soap-opera guys,dont expect us 2 dress lik Victoria Secret models.
*And Vise Versa.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
*Remind Us Every Once In A While, We Forget.
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
*But There IS A Limit To Affection.
6. we think about you all the time.
*As We Do.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
*How We Do: Call Too Much = Nagging.
8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.
*Cough, Read #7, And Apply To Self.
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
*The Street Runs In Both Directions.
10. being able 2 make us laugh is so much more important than how much u can bench-press.
*Wearing Make-up Sensibly Compared To Face Paint Is Important.
11. return favors: we massage, u massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
*Trim Down Is Just As Good.
12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
*When In Doubt... Agree.
13. we're allowed to be late . . . u are not.
*Get Ready Earlier.....
14. eye contact is key
*Deep Gazing.
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
*Just Don't Take Long.
16. laugh at our jokes.
*Laugh Loudly At Ours.
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
*Practice What You Preach.
18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.
*Agree'd
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
*So Admit Yours.
20. do not start with us. you will not win.
*On The Contrary.
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
*Would U Let A Girl Do That To Your Brother?
22. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
*UH Huh. Same Here.
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
*But We Have Limited Space.
24. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
*And We Have To Put Up With It, Expect Alil Shortness By The End.
25. open the door for us no matter where we are ... even at our house n getting into the car.
*A Thank You Is In Order Everytime. Opening Doors Is Not Demanded, Its A Friendly Gestiure.
26. we love surprises!
*We Don't. Well Not As Much.
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
*Pointers. Pointers. Don't Down Us, Just Let Us Know How To Make It Better.
28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
*Give Credit When Credit's Due, And The Favor Shall Be Rewarded.
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes ... NEVER whitey-tighties!
*They Still Make Those.
30. clean your room before we come over.
*Clean YOUR Damn Room.
31. always brush ur teeth before u c us ... a fresh mouth and white
teeth r a necessity.
*Carry Gum For After Dinner. Just In Case.
32. when we use our teeth it means that u suck at going down on us, so we r just returning the favor.
*Give Us Pointers, You Can't Learn If Your Not Being Taught.
33. even though u are sometimes insensitive n hurt us, we still love you w/ everything we are.
*Don't Kick The Balls.
34. hit it n quit it, because later ill be with u're best friend n he lasts for hours.
*And Your Sister Does This Thing With Her Tounge.
35. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you
hard tonight.
*Don't Demasculinise Us Are The Girls.
36. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
*Say It Like You Mean It.
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
*Neither Are Those Big Ass Glasses.
38. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
*Don't Lie.
39. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.
*Leave Em.
40. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
*Don't Bring Up The Ex-B/F.
41. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
*Hint, Mark Our Calanders For Us.
42. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
*Damn Right!
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
*As Do Chubby Boys.
44. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
*Spill It.
45. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
*Maybe, But Laughing Don't Help Either.
46. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean
shes not waitin by the phone.
*Old School.
47. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
*Don't Demand It Then.
48. dont say you love me if you dont mean it.
*Don't Talk About Kids And Weddings.
49. dont lie to us...we will catch you.
*Eventually, We Will Catch U Too.
50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
*Like Wise.