Dec 25, 2003 13:21
Check what happened early this morning. (note: see icon) I've been planning this for a while and I finally got that fat bastard. He was on his way out... after dropping loads of coal. He thought he could sneak out without dropping off the guitar. (As if I wasn't watching.) On principle, I had to smoke at least one of the reindeer as well. The load was too light they should have told that fat man to bring me one. I nicked Vixen, but Prancer, that gay bastard, wasn't soo lucky. I should've been the last house or there are going to be some pretty sad children out there... ah..well....at least I'm alive to bitch about my christmas....heh heh heh.....