survey
Stop...Its Survey Time...
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: I wanted to be a unicorn (dont ask lol)
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: I was 3!!
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? oh yes unicorns make great porn stars
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? well, im human so
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? of course lol
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? the unicorn kind haha jm
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? ok whats with all the porn questions?!
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? pediatrician, lawyer, architect
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? oh yeah...haha jaykay no!!
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Heck yes
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? oh yes during sex. haha xcpet that has not happened! when frustrated defiently.
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? i dont usually say oh God in bed
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? i would say: wear a bra woman. no one wants to see that
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? say ill be better
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? what does nigh mean?
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK? i dont work... but babysitting is: plz be potty trained
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK? YESSS!!! they were potty trained! (and i got $$)
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH? First period
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? dont work so no cuz i hate coffee!
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? 5 bucks an hour...pretty good
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? um if i was Jesus i would not be a babysitter
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? considering my boss is a woman. eww
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? hahaha y dont i let you guys answer that one
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? no!! i want a Cadilac Escalade!!! BLACK baby!
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? i would...tear
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? idk leave that to those who name their skateboards charlie summerland (dont ask)
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? dont have a car
5. ON YOUR CAR? haha oh yeah
6. WITH YOUR CAR? oh yes i hump random cars on the road. retarded questions
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? lube?
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? hmm...i think...myself! im happy as God made me and he would be upset if i tried to change that because it would be liek perfecting someone elses work.
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? im not goin to hell ill tell ya that much
10. WOULD YOU GIVE UP DRUGS FOR YOU SIGNIFICANT OTHER? dont do drugs
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? haha yeah
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH GIVING UP DRUGS FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? um i hope not.
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? haha lets see... im not sure lol
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? sorry but nathan i dont go 4 different species
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? huh?
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? um not there yet
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES wow im seriously starting to think this is an adult quuiz.
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN? considering my answer to question 14...
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? gee let me reconsider
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? ..?!..
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? i have no clue
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR? pink
2. PICK A CONDOM? there are different kinds? lol
3. PICK A SONG? Time stands still
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION? hawaii
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? hahahahaha
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? ewwwwwwwwwww
7. BIRD OR FISH? bird
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? aww no but ill eat fish!! yumm
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT: drawing; dancing; being funny and random; sports; school
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT: everthing else lol
ok im gonna hafta say that is the most absolute gayest survey i have EVER taken
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: I wanted to be a unicorn (dont ask lol)
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: I was 3!!
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? oh yes unicorns make great porn stars
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? well, im human so
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? of course lol
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? the unicorn kind haha jm
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? ok whats with all the porn questions?!
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? pediatrician, lawyer, architect
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? oh yeah...haha jaykay no!!
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? Heck yes
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? oh yes during sex. haha xcpet that has not happened! when frustrated defiently.
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? i dont usually say oh God in bed
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? i would say: wear a bra woman. no one wants to see that
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? say ill be better
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? what does nigh mean?
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT WORK? i dont work... but babysitting is: plz be potty trained
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK? YESSS!!! they were potty trained! (and i got $$)
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH? First period
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? dont work so no cuz i hate coffee!
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? 5 bucks an hour...pretty good
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? um if i was Jesus i would not be a babysitter
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? considering my boss is a woman. eww
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? hahaha y dont i let you guys answer that one
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? no!! i want a Cadilac Escalade!!! BLACK baby!
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? i would...tear
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? idk leave that to those who name their skateboards charlie summerland (dont ask)
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? dont have a car
5. ON YOUR CAR? haha oh yeah
6. WITH YOUR CAR? oh yes i hump random cars on the road. retarded questions
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? lube?
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? hmm...i think...myself! im happy as God made me and he would be upset if i tried to change that because it would be liek perfecting someone elses work.
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? im not goin to hell ill tell ya that much
10. WOULD YOU GIVE UP DRUGS FOR YOU SIGNIFICANT OTHER? dont do drugs
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? haha yeah
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH GIVING UP DRUGS FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? um i hope not.
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? haha lets see... im not sure lol
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? sorry but nathan i dont go 4 different species
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? huh?
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? um not there yet
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES wow im seriously starting to think this is an adult quuiz.
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN? considering my answer to question 14...
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? gee let me reconsider
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? ..?!..
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? i have no clue
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR? pink
2. PICK A CONDOM? there are different kinds? lol
3. PICK A SONG? Time stands still
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION? hawaii
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? hahahahaha
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? ewwwwwwwwwww
7. BIRD OR FISH? bird
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? aww no but ill eat fish!! yumm
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT: drawing; dancing; being funny and random; sports; school
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT: everthing else lol
ok im gonna hafta say that is the most absolute gayest survey i have EVER taken