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[bustedflush]

•The most important news of the week is that Monty might be dating a Playmate! Yes, that's right -- now that Pazzo's gone, he's moved on to the showgirl set, like a proper footballer. (Here are some properly tarty, NSFW, depressing pictures of her, for your research purposes.) They've been seen out and about together a lot and, while neither of

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[angualupin]

I refuse to believe it. Monty has more respect for himself than that.

Doesn't he? Oh god, Pazzo leaving hasn't damaged his self-esteem that badly, has it?

[cheryl_bites]

He's trying to make him jealous. Badly. XD

[angualupin]

He's going about it all the wrong way. He should have chosen a sensible girl who might actually be capable of replacing Pazzo in his affections.

[hpsensations]

I thought he had more respect for himself than that too.

Pazzo had done more damage to Monty's life than I thought...God help us!

[cheryl_bites]

Well, at least when Pazzo stops laughing they might make up. XD

[hpsensations]

I thought they already did!

[hpsensations]

Gosh I dunno!

Well, I guess he's mesmerized by her body and intelligence, that's what he likes in a woman, he wants the full package. And since she said that she prefers separating her private life and profession that's a bonus I suppose. I'm really trying to understand his choice...

[hpsensations]

But I heard that their story's been going on even before Pazzo left Viola! It's just that the fumes are coming out now :P

God I know! May I add here that he likes them naughty too :P Anyway, I still disapprove of his choice.

[bustedflush]

Wait, she's a Veline girl, too? He's a real, Italian footballer now. :D

[bustedflush]

Maybe he ... likes her for her mind, and profound understanding of Italy's political history?

[angualupin]

And her incredibly tasteful way of taking her clothes off for money, obviously.

[bustedflush]

Well, I mean, he IS an Italian footbsller.

[angualupin]

Yes, but, well, I'd always thought he'd be more on the Zlatan Ibrahimovic end of dating. Or at least like Paolo Maldini.

[bustedflush]

Don't give up yet -- Paolo was a partier before he grew up and settled down, wasn't he?