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•The most important news of the week is that Monty might be dating a Playmate! Yes, that's right -- now that Pazzo's gone, he's moved on to the showgirl set, like a proper footballer. (Here are some properly tarty, NSFW, depressing pictures of her, for your research purposes.) They've been seen out and about together a lot and, while neither of

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1. Ooh! Pictures of naked women for "research purposes". Thank you kindly, ma'am! *Goes to look*

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...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD!!!! Sorry, that was a rather ungentledykely comment, wasn't it? But... *looks at photos again* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! XD

2. Awww, Corvino babies, bless!!

3. *Duly takes note of the Romanian U17s, whom she has shockingly never heard of*

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A lot of porn aimed at men leaves me cold, but this prompted a particularly wtf reaction. *Shakes head in disbelief*

I can't very well criticise you for being bored, either, since I'm just as bad and have no school or work in sight. XD

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Well, if it's aimed at men, it's not lesbian porn, is it? :P It's girl on girl. Actual lesbian porn is mostly S&M, which doesn't interest me.

Liking gay porn doesn't seem to be particularly rare among straight birds - not that I'm an expert, but I'm told that if you want to see anything with erections, it's a lot easier to find porn aimed at men than at women.

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1. *laughs and laughs* Sorry, sorry -- I should have put some sort of warning. I did point out that they were depressing, though! (The fact that those exist really does make one despair for straight men in general, doesn't it? Dear me.)

2. I wish they'd give us more information, I want to know if he's got a whole squadron of grandbabies, or if this is the first, or what.

3. My god, have you heard of a lot of other U17s? Or, wait. Is that sarcastic shock? *scratches head*

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3. I know there's a Romanian youth team chap at Inter, because the Romanian media have mentioned him loads of times (though not often enough for me to remember his name, clearly); and I know some U21s, but not people that young, no.