1. If he was a superhero before, he was a pretty crap one, with the fail against Roma and the stony silence at communication time and all. Haven't they go to be, erm, super to be superheros? 2. LOL IRL. 3. Didn't he hurt himself again? I was thinking he was back in Florence! If he was in Turin, he probably tripped over the prone Vlada, and twisted his knee. 6. Hey, if he'd going to play next to Gambit on a regular basis, his is always going to look eminently reasonable by comparison. 7. You had the same moronic announcer I had on my TV. Same guy who said the reason Sinisa doesn't like to use Felipe is because he likes to keep the ball, rather than just boot it out of the back. Um, no. He doesn't like to use him BECAUSE HE'S CRAP. *ahem* Sorry, that's been being help inside for 24 hours. 8. Oi, if Adem and Cerci and their mops get to stay around, Donadel's allowed to look gross! 11. (He needs a theme song. Or, rather, just a few notes of something to be played when he takes the pitch. A selection from Carmina Burana, perhaps?) 13. A lot of people do that (my informal study suggests it's especially common among South Americans), and I'm with you -- WTF indeed. 15. lol &hearts Didn't the same thing happen against Juve last year, too? Or was it just against Roma that Vargas scored a ridiculously early goal and went galloping off? 16. Oh no! Why does she hate him? I get that Juve fans don't want him to play, cos he can't really defend, but how did he run afoul of her so quickly? (Also, Marie and AJ think he looks just like Sinisa. 20. Hahahhahhhhaaaaaa! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA! FANTASTIC. 22. Letting you down again, I'm afraid. But perhaps ... Oh! His wife left because he's annoying, and he's asking her to take him back?
1. The Tick and Arthur managed. (D'you think we can get him to shout "Spoon"?) 3. Poor bloke. (Yitch is probably like that kid in War Games, taking over the world by accident. At least Castellazzi'll be impressed.) 6. No excuses! Gambit is too old to change, Camporese isn't. We need to set him on the right path. 7. XD *Pat pat* Let it out, Martha, you'll feel better afterwards. 8. It's his "beard" I'm complaining about, not his hair! 11. (Or the Doctor Who theme tune. I think I may have mentioned that before, though. And are we sure this'll be good for his ego?) 15. I've forgotten last year! All I know is if someone gives up a goal in the first three minutes, it's Fiorentina. (Or Inter. But if they win 5-2, that's OK.) 16. Cos she thinks he's ugly, that's all! I don't think she sees any resemblance to Sinisa. I don't really get it, either. Poor kid. 20. "Do you know why the humans hug yet, Artur?" "No, but the head human seems to do it a lot. Perhaps it's a sign of dominance? Also, can I peel you another goldfish?" 22. *Curious* His wife left him?
1. Hahhahhaa! Say no more, Artur = satire. Is perfect. 3. (Aw. Sat at his computer, eating bon bons, and thinking he's only dropping virtual bombs on Jojo, when in fact he's flattened Turin. Oops.) 6. Hear, hear. Go get im! 8. I was, too -- if they're allowed to look gross on top of their heads, he can look awful on the front of it. (That said, if he starts being crap, I'm with you entirely.) 10. (Sinisa will have our heads for all this encouragement and ego-inflating.) 15. (It's cos of Matrix the Nord wasn't there, that's all. They rolled in just after Hernan scored.) 20. *bows before your brain* 22. I made it up to try to explain the "please." Sorry, Pasqual and wife, if you've got one. I'm sure everything is fine.
1. *Indignant* No, he's not! It's just the Roma match was his coffee machine, and now he's going to move on to supervillains and stuff. 3. (*Cackles*) 8. It's his beard that's making him play well?? /o\ Worst. Mojo. Evar. 15. (Cos of Matrix?? I thought they were protesting against the tessera tifoso?) 22. XD!!
1. Ahhh, of course! I look forward to his future triumphs. <3 15. (Cos of Matrix because he's the inept one who failed on both goals. But the protest was the usual BOO LUNCHTIME MATCHES thing, nothing as important as the fan card. Or Matrix.)
11. My friend Emily's dad calls it "orgy music."* Putting aside how creepy it is to hear him say the word "orgy", I nevertheless feel like Baba might appreciate it even more with that label.
*He claims that's to do with what happens onstage during it, not what should be done while listening. I remain uncomfortable.
2. LOL IRL.
3. Didn't he hurt himself again? I was thinking he was back in Florence! If he was in Turin, he probably tripped over the prone Vlada, and twisted his knee.
6. Hey, if he'd going to play next to Gambit on a regular basis, his is always going to look eminently reasonable by comparison.
7. You had the same moronic announcer I had on my TV. Same guy who said the reason Sinisa doesn't like to use Felipe is because he likes to keep the ball, rather than just boot it out of the back. Um, no. He doesn't like to use him BECAUSE HE'S CRAP. *ahem* Sorry, that's been being help inside for 24 hours.
8. Oi, if Adem and Cerci and their mops get to stay around, Donadel's allowed to look gross!
11. (He needs a theme song. Or, rather, just a few notes of something to be played when he takes the pitch. A selection from Carmina Burana, perhaps?)
13. A lot of people do that (my informal study suggests it's especially common among South Americans), and I'm with you -- WTF indeed.
15. lol &hearts Didn't the same thing happen against Juve last year, too? Or was it just against Roma that Vargas scored a ridiculously early goal and went galloping off?
16. Oh no! Why does she hate him? I get that Juve fans don't want him to play, cos he can't really defend, but how did he run afoul of her so quickly? (Also, Marie and AJ think he looks just like Sinisa.
20. Hahahhahhhhaaaaaa! HAHAHHAHAHAHAAA! FANTASTIC.
22. Letting you down again, I'm afraid. But perhaps ... Oh! His wife left because he's annoying, and he's asking her to take him back?
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3. Poor bloke. (Yitch is probably like that kid in War Games, taking over the world by accident. At least Castellazzi'll be impressed.)
6. No excuses! Gambit is too old to change, Camporese isn't. We need to set him on the right path.
7. XD *Pat pat* Let it out, Martha, you'll feel better afterwards.
8. It's his "beard" I'm complaining about, not his hair!
11. (Or the Doctor Who theme tune. I think I may have mentioned that before, though. And are we sure this'll be good for his ego?)
15. I've forgotten last year! All I know is if someone gives up a goal in the first three minutes, it's Fiorentina. (Or Inter. But if they win 5-2, that's OK.)
16. Cos she thinks he's ugly, that's all! I don't think she sees any resemblance to Sinisa. I don't really get it, either. Poor kid.
20. "Do you know why the humans hug yet, Artur?" "No, but the head human seems to do it a lot. Perhaps it's a sign of dominance? Also, can I peel you another goldfish?"
22. *Curious* His wife left him?
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3. (Aw. Sat at his computer, eating bon bons, and thinking he's only dropping virtual bombs on Jojo, when in fact he's flattened Turin. Oops.)
6. Hear, hear. Go get im!
8. I was, too -- if they're allowed to look gross on top of their heads, he can look awful on the front of it. (That said, if he starts being crap, I'm with you entirely.)
10. (Sinisa will have our heads for all this encouragement and ego-inflating.)
15. (It's cos of Matrix the Nord wasn't there, that's all. They rolled in just after Hernan scored.)
20. *bows before your brain*
22. I made it up to try to explain the "please." Sorry, Pasqual and wife, if you've got one. I'm sure everything is fine.
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3. (*Cackles*)
8. It's his beard that's making him play well?? /o\ Worst. Mojo. Evar.
15. (Cos of Matrix?? I thought they were protesting against the tessera tifoso?)
22. XD!!
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15. (Cos of Matrix because he's the inept one who failed on both goals. But the protest was the usual BOO LUNCHTIME MATCHES thing, nothing as important as the fan card. Or Matrix.)
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*He claims that's to do with what happens onstage during it, not what should be done while listening. I remain uncomfortable.
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