1. BITE YOUR TONGUE, MISSY. 2. lol Punching in a resigned, pitiful way. He need a vacation from his team. 3. HA! I actually thought of you when I finally noticed it -- thank you for doing me proud and mentioning the shorts-devouring rear. <3 4. (Good taste, that pretty Bari-ian. If only Comotto were more like IRC, that picture would be way more fun.) 5. No, I think he likes him for the same reason I do -- cos he's nasty and full of guile, like him awesome. 6. *rimshot* 7. Sigh. Srsly didn't even notice. SIGH. 8. Older than time, but only recently named. 9. lol Yes, but he'd do it with the utmost class. 10. Adem = lizardboy, given his immense resemblance to a lizard, sunning itself on a rock. (Or, at least, some sort of reptile -- maybe a snake? Still working on it.) 13. <3 I told Conny last weekend my only Viola goal for the future was for Natali to get in a fight in every match. And this week, when there was bitchfest? HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. Where does he get off, being all reasonable all of a sudden? (Possibly he was abstaining out of disappointment with Pasqual's attempt at hardness, in which case, I'm ok w/it.) 14. Is that really an expression there? Cripes, what a disgusting mental image. EW. 15. Clearly inspired by your icon! 17. HA! Talk about fans being desperate for even the smallest sign of contentment. <3 18. It's unlikely, but I'm ok if that's what we choose to believe. Since it's no doubt what he's chosen to believe, and to tell his wife and small child about when he got home. "THE TIFOSI WERE PICKING ON ME AGAIN."
1. *Obediently shuts up* (Hey, maybe Antognoni, Titch, Comotto and Sinisa can form the We Love Poodle Hair club? They can mock Lucio together.) 3. XD!!! You have so many arse coaches; wasn't Curry your first one? I'm pleased with your progress, even if I am forever associated in your mind with men's buttocks. 4. (EVERYONE should be more like IRC! PS I finally got round to putting the IRC/Inler up on Footballslash [hope that's OK with you; I didn't mention you or anything] and promptly got a comment from a stunned Colombian man saying how weird it is to see IRC pron. I wonder who they usually write about...) 5. And has Barbie hair. They're like the same person. Except thinner. 9. Oh, well, that's a consolation. XD 10. *Interested* Really? Is this about his being lazy, or because of his big eyelids? Cos they look more like a toad's to me. (I say this with the utmost affection. My garden is home to half Cumbria's amphibian population.) 13. XD!!!! The only time this month that you've wanted someone to do something football-inappropriate for the sake of your ovaries, and he does what's best for the team. Good thinking, Natali. 14. Ha! Just be thankful I've never called someone I like "the dog's bollocks". 17. XD Well, it's more interesting than the constant moping.
1. (If they do, they need to refuse to let Sinisa in unless he lets his hair grow again. Cos that would be hilarious.) 3. lol Your sacrifice will always been appreciated. :D 4. (Awwww! It's hard to tell what surprises him, really -- is it the fact that you know who he is? Also, I love that he sees porn as your view of the man's career. <3 Oh, and I don't mind at all, more people ought to read it!) 10. Hmmmm. Well, toad could work, too, I can sorta see that. I just find his features and bone structure very reptilian. Or, possibly, a bit toad-like. (Nice! Does that mean there are zillions of frogs and toads, or are there other things, as well?) 14. lol I've actually heard that before, but never quite worked out how it's supposed to be ... positive. Is it positive, right?
1. I'm having fun just picturing his grumpy face. ¦D He wouldn't be able to slag off Ljajic any more for having long(ish) hair, either. 4. XD Porn is his career. If IRC's epitaph is "Shagged a lot of youth players", he will have died a happy man. <3 10. XD!! Poor kid. He looks so ordinary to me, yet you and ancient_bat keep comparing him to Rudolph Nureyev and lizards and stuff. (We've got one pond so far and we're planning a much bigger one at the back. No newts or anything yet, but the neighbourhood small children keep bringing us gifts of frogs: "We've found a frog. Can we put it in your pond?" Well, whatever keeps them occupied.) 14. Apparently it is. >.< Can't say I've ever used it myself, either. *Boggles a bit*
2. lol Punching in a resigned, pitiful way. He need a vacation from his team.
3. HA! I actually thought of you when I finally noticed it -- thank you for doing me proud and mentioning the shorts-devouring rear. <3
4. (Good taste, that pretty Bari-ian. If only Comotto were more like IRC, that picture would be way more fun.)
5. No, I think he likes him for the same reason I do -- cos he's nasty and full of guile, like him awesome.
6. *rimshot*
7. Sigh. Srsly didn't even notice. SIGH.
8. Older than time, but only recently named.
9. lol Yes, but he'd do it with the utmost class.
10. Adem = lizardboy, given his immense resemblance to a lizard, sunning itself on a rock. (Or, at least, some sort of reptile -- maybe a snake? Still working on it.)
13. <3 I told Conny last weekend my only Viola goal for the future was for Natali to get in a fight in every match. And this week, when there was bitchfest? HE WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. Where does he get off, being all reasonable all of a sudden? (Possibly he was abstaining out of disappointment with Pasqual's attempt at hardness, in which case, I'm ok w/it.)
14. Is that really an expression there? Cripes, what a disgusting mental image. EW.
15. Clearly inspired by your icon!
17. HA! Talk about fans being desperate for even the smallest sign of contentment. <3
18. It's unlikely, but I'm ok if that's what we choose to believe. Since it's no doubt what he's chosen to believe, and to tell his wife and small child about when he got home. "THE TIFOSI WERE PICKING ON ME AGAIN."
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3. XD!!! You have so many arse coaches; wasn't Curry your first one? I'm pleased with your progress, even if I am forever associated in your mind with men's buttocks.
4. (EVERYONE should be more like IRC! PS I finally got round to putting the IRC/Inler up on Footballslash [hope that's OK with you; I didn't mention you or anything] and promptly got a comment from a stunned Colombian man saying how weird it is to see IRC pron. I wonder who they usually write about...)
5. And has Barbie hair. They're like the same person. Except thinner.
9. Oh, well, that's a consolation. XD
10. *Interested* Really? Is this about his being lazy, or because of his big eyelids? Cos they look more like a toad's to me. (I say this with the utmost affection. My garden is home to half Cumbria's amphibian population.)
13. XD!!!! The only time this month that you've wanted someone to do something football-inappropriate for the sake of your ovaries, and he does what's best for the team. Good thinking, Natali.
14. Ha! Just be thankful I've never called someone I like "the dog's bollocks".
17. XD Well, it's more interesting than the constant moping.
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3. lol Your sacrifice will always been appreciated. :D
4. (Awwww! It's hard to tell what surprises him, really -- is it the fact that you know who he is? Also, I love that he sees porn as your view of the man's career. <3 Oh, and I don't mind at all, more people ought to read it!)
10. Hmmmm. Well, toad could work, too, I can sorta see that. I just find his features and bone structure very reptilian. Or, possibly, a bit toad-like. (Nice! Does that mean there are zillions of frogs and toads, or are there other things, as well?)
14. lol I've actually heard that before, but never quite worked out how it's supposed to be ... positive. Is it positive, right?
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4. XD Porn is his career. If IRC's epitaph is "Shagged a lot of youth players", he will have died a happy man. <3
10. XD!! Poor kid. He looks so ordinary to me, yet you and ancient_bat keep comparing him to Rudolph Nureyev and lizards and stuff. (We've got one pond so far and we're planning a much bigger one at the back. No newts or anything yet, but the neighbourhood small children keep bringing us gifts of frogs: "We've found a frog. Can we put it in your pond?" Well, whatever keeps them occupied.)
14. Apparently it is. >.< Can't say I've ever used it myself, either. *Boggles a bit*
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