Viola-related comic gold
Everyone considering themself a Fiorentina fan must immediately view these links.
1. Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
Or, rather, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ARTUR BORUC’S FRIDAY RAGE LIST. This is genius. Apparently he threw a toaster oven at Monty’s head, then wrote him an "I'm Sorry I Threw A Toaster Oven At You" card. “I THINK WE'RE COOL NOW!!!!! I EVEN USED EXTRA GLITTER!!!!!!” Well, if you put glitter on it, you're definitely cool.
2. Keirrison’s awful singing
Apparently Keirrison’s name is a portmanteau of Keith Richards and Jim Morrison. As if that wasn’t hideous enough, at 00:56 he does an, erm, striking rendition of Light My Fire. In mitigation, though, he seems to have got a lot better-looking since leaving Fiorentina. Typical.
3. Boruc’s modelling attempts
Polish men, apparently, are very masculine indeed. So much so that their glossy magazines have to be called things like MaleMen. (No, I mean it. I suppose MaleMasculineManlyMen was already taken.) Also, they take deeply pretentious photos of Boruc, with a video to match. Hopefully it’s just me that finds this hilarious...
1. Artur Boruc’s Friday Rage List
Or, rather, AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! ARTUR BORUC’S FRIDAY RAGE LIST. This is genius. Apparently he threw a toaster oven at Monty’s head, then wrote him an "I'm Sorry I Threw A Toaster Oven At You" card. “I THINK WE'RE COOL NOW!!!!! I EVEN USED EXTRA GLITTER!!!!!!” Well, if you put glitter on it, you're definitely cool.
2. Keirrison’s awful singing
Click to viewApparently Keirrison’s name is a portmanteau of Keith Richards and Jim Morrison. As if that wasn’t hideous enough, at 00:56 he does an, erm, striking rendition of Light My Fire. In mitigation, though, he seems to have got a lot better-looking since leaving Fiorentina. Typical.
3. Boruc’s modelling attempts
Polish men, apparently, are very masculine indeed. So much so that their glossy magazines have to be called things like MaleMen. (No, I mean it. I suppose MaleMasculineManlyMen was already taken.) Also, they take deeply pretentious photos of Boruc, with a video to match. Hopefully it’s just me that finds this hilarious...