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"Esophageal varices. Varicose veins at the bottom of the esophagus. Sometimes they burst. The blood just gushes. From the mouth. The nose. Bloodshot eyes. It's chaos. Within 30 seconds, it looks as if blood is pouring out of every orifice. If I could have everybody who binge drinks in attendance with me as I deal with a case of burst esophageal varices, I could cure alcoholism overnight." (Binge drinking and chronic alcoholism are different animals, but the former is a symptom of the latter.)
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