Blue is going to be the end of me...
Is it a bad thing, that i want to stop the next white postman (not black because then it would be a hate crime, and this is fore pure fun) and beat him mercilessly within an inch of his life, have him begging for his life, make him start having thoughts of suicide just to stop the pain? Then right when he thinks it cant get any worse... i stop. Not because im tired, not because ive seen the error of my ways, no... i stop to confuse him, let him think clearly, then get close to him and say "This is for Jenny... Jenny from the block" and give him a paper cut he will never forget. Why? What could possibly be so bad about a paper cut that could be so mind raping that it scares someone for life? Salt and a lemon ground into the small wound. How did i come by these tools? Stealing it from a hobo who just beat and killed a traveling lemon salesman thats how. The salt? Who knows... for this story lets say i got it from a salterfall placed randomly by heterosexual unicorns... THEY ARE RARER THAN THE NORMAL ONES! After all of this... id send him a fruit basket filled lemons and salt every annual anniversary of this horrible life changing event.