Prompt #43 - Payback
Title: Payback (or Why Not To Annoy El Dragón)
Author: angelikitten
Wordcount: 222
Rating: Adult-ish
Summary: Payback's not a bitch - it's El Dragón.
Disclaimer: Seriously, DO NOT OWN.
El Dragón was unhappy. He was not at all happy, because his friend Wonder Woman was not happy.
"What's wrong?" he asked her. "What is not right? Maybe if you tell me what's wrong, I can help fix it."
"It's Green Lantern." she explained. "He keeps flirting with Supergirl. He keeps talking to her in a way that makes it look like he wants to have sex with her. But he knows that me and Supergirl are dating! He knows that we care about each other a lot and sometimes have hot girlsex. I think he's just doing it to annoy me. I think he's only doing it to irritate me, and not because he wants to have sex with Supergirl at all.
"Then maybe we should do something to annoy him, and then he'll know what it's like!" El Dragón suggested. "He'll know what kind of thing it is to have someone annoy him, and maybe he'll stop annoying you."
So El Dragón went to Green Lantern's apartment and used his powers to prevent Green Lantern's electrical appliances from working. He made sure that all of the appliances would never work again.
In the end, Green Lantern had to buy all new appliances. He had to exchange money for new appliances, because the old ones didn't work anymore.
And that's terrible.
Author: angelikitten
Wordcount: 222
Rating: Adult-ish
Summary: Payback's not a bitch - it's El Dragón.
Disclaimer: Seriously, DO NOT OWN.
El Dragón was unhappy. He was not at all happy, because his friend Wonder Woman was not happy.
"What's wrong?" he asked her. "What is not right? Maybe if you tell me what's wrong, I can help fix it."
"It's Green Lantern." she explained. "He keeps flirting with Supergirl. He keeps talking to her in a way that makes it look like he wants to have sex with her. But he knows that me and Supergirl are dating! He knows that we care about each other a lot and sometimes have hot girlsex. I think he's just doing it to annoy me. I think he's only doing it to irritate me, and not because he wants to have sex with Supergirl at all.
"Then maybe we should do something to annoy him, and then he'll know what it's like!" El Dragón suggested. "He'll know what kind of thing it is to have someone annoy him, and maybe he'll stop annoying you."
So El Dragón went to Green Lantern's apartment and used his powers to prevent Green Lantern's electrical appliances from working. He made sure that all of the appliances would never work again.
In the end, Green Lantern had to buy all new appliances. He had to exchange money for new appliances, because the old ones didn't work anymore.
And that's terrible.