Prompt #12 - The Plan Can't Fail Until There's A Plan
Title: The Plan Can't Fail Until There's A Plan
Author: angelikitten
Wordcount: 373
Rating: Adult. Ish.
Summary: El Dragón's plan to help Robin get mansex would probably work better if he had an actual plan, rather than just a vague thought that Superman keeps ruining.
Disclaimer: Seriously, DO NOT OWN.
Authors' Note #1: Jesus Christ it’s a story arc, get in the car! Follows If Home Is Where The Heart Is... and might not make sense without it.
Authors' Note #2: Before anyone asks, I'm totally shipping El Dragón/Robin right now, I'm just not writing it yet.
El Dragón was not impressed.
In a way, it was obvious why Superman had done it. It was clear to see why he had done it, when you looked at it from this spot. But it had to be seen from this spot to make any sense. It had to be seen from this spot to have any meaning.
It had nothing to do with there being six cars. The fact that that was as many as two threes had nothing to do with it, except that it made it easier to make it symmetrical. It didn't even have anything to do with them being cars. It had nothing to do with them being motorised vehicles with four wheels that are designed to carry a small amount of passengers. It was all to do with what could be seen from this exact spot.
And what could be seen from this spot was a heart shape. It was in a shape that signified love, rather than in the shape of the organ that pumps blood around the body.
Following Batman up here had been a bad idea. It had been a bad plan. It seemed like a really bad idea now that both Batman and Superman had disappeared. It seemed like a really bad idea now that they had gone, and were probably having hot mansex somewhere. And it seemed like an even worse idea now that El Dragón would have to be the one to tell Robin what had happened.
~*~
Robin cried. Robin shed many tears.
"I'm sorry." said El Dragón. "I feel really bad that I couldn't do anything to stop it."
"It's okay." Robin replied. "Maybe you shouldn't be doing this alone. Maybe you shouldn't be doing this all on your own."
"Robin, you're a genius!" El Dragón exclaimed. "You are really very clever and have given me a great idea. I will try to get some of our friends to help us. I will see if our friends will give us a hand."
El Dragón phoned some of the other superheroes. He talked to them on the phone. They all agreed to help, because they all felt that Robin would be better for Batman then Superman was.
And that's terrible.
Author: angelikitten
Wordcount: 373
Rating: Adult. Ish.
Summary: El Dragón's plan to help Robin get mansex would probably work better if he had an actual plan, rather than just a vague thought that Superman keeps ruining.
Disclaimer: Seriously, DO NOT OWN.
Authors' Note #1: Jesus Christ it’s a story arc, get in the car! Follows If Home Is Where The Heart Is... and might not make sense without it.
Authors' Note #2: Before anyone asks, I'm totally shipping El Dragón/Robin right now, I'm just not writing it yet.
El Dragón was not impressed.
In a way, it was obvious why Superman had done it. It was clear to see why he had done it, when you looked at it from this spot. But it had to be seen from this spot to make any sense. It had to be seen from this spot to have any meaning.
It had nothing to do with there being six cars. The fact that that was as many as two threes had nothing to do with it, except that it made it easier to make it symmetrical. It didn't even have anything to do with them being cars. It had nothing to do with them being motorised vehicles with four wheels that are designed to carry a small amount of passengers. It was all to do with what could be seen from this exact spot.
And what could be seen from this spot was a heart shape. It was in a shape that signified love, rather than in the shape of the organ that pumps blood around the body.
Following Batman up here had been a bad idea. It had been a bad plan. It seemed like a really bad idea now that both Batman and Superman had disappeared. It seemed like a really bad idea now that they had gone, and were probably having hot mansex somewhere. And it seemed like an even worse idea now that El Dragón would have to be the one to tell Robin what had happened.
~*~
Robin cried. Robin shed many tears.
"I'm sorry." said El Dragón. "I feel really bad that I couldn't do anything to stop it."
"It's okay." Robin replied. "Maybe you shouldn't be doing this alone. Maybe you shouldn't be doing this all on your own."
"Robin, you're a genius!" El Dragón exclaimed. "You are really very clever and have given me a great idea. I will try to get some of our friends to help us. I will see if our friends will give us a hand."
El Dragón phoned some of the other superheroes. He talked to them on the phone. They all agreed to help, because they all felt that Robin would be better for Batman then Superman was.
And that's terrible.