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[fortunefail]

[Voice]

[The first thing that can be heard is a strange sort of background noise. It may seem like static, but after a few moments it can be identified as squeaky hooting. As for Yuan? He doesn't sound amused.]

How the hell do you drive away pesky birds without killing them?

[Action]

[Anyone who happens to be out in the village can see Yuan

Comments

[1week_wizard]

Shooting at them helps.

[fortunefail]

You mean scaring it off with a loud threat, correct?

[He has no gun, so he can't shoot. But lightning magic might work as long as he doesn't accidentally zap the poor thing.]

[1week_wizard]

No, I mean shooting at it.

[fortunefail]

I said I need to get rid of it without killing it.

[1week_wizard]

I do not recall saying you should actually hit it.

[fortunefail]

Then it's the same as chasing it away with a loud threat.

[1week_wizard]

Actions speak louder than words.

[fortunefail]

Nobody said anything about-

[Frustrated sound.]

Nevermind.

[1week_wizard]

You should have some tea. It can calm the nerves.

[fortunefail]

I'll have plenty of time for that once I'm no longer being pestered.