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[fortunefail]

[Voice]

[The first thing that can be heard is a strange sort of background noise. It may seem like static, but after a few moments it can be identified as squeaky hooting. As for Yuan? He doesn't sound amused.]

How the hell do you drive away pesky birds without killing them?

[Action]

[Anyone who happens to be out in the village can see Yuan

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[nottanzanite]

[Hold on, he's laughing. Laughing way too hard.]

Birds beating you down now, Yuan?

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[fortunefail]

[Oh, how he hates you.]

Who said it's beating me down? It's annoying, nothing more!

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[nottanzanite]

[Sorry, he hasn't forgotten the jabs you made at him.]

It's clearly not allowing you to function right.

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[fortunefail]

[At least an owl stalker isn't as bad as a "guy who wants revenge because you killed him" stalker.]

I'm functioning just fine! I just want it to stop chattering in my ear!

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[nottanzanite]

[... We're not allowed to talk about that stalker, Yuan.]

Then swat it away.

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[fortunefail]

This thing is only about five inches tall, if not smaller. Any attempt to swat it would be fatal.

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[nottanzanite]

Lock it in something? I'm sure if you grabbed it in a bag you could keep it busy for ten minutes while you flee.

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[fortunefail]

Sometimes I wonder just how cruel you really are.

[Hypocrisyyy!~]

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[nottanzanite]

[You know Yuan, you'll probably see in a little while.]

I just don't like animals.

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[fortunefail]

[Must he really?]

I've noticed.