552. Top 5 Barney High Fives!
So after the awesomeness that was The Final Four/The Bracket, I bring you one of my 'Top 5' lists. I really couldn't hold out until I finished all the other lists to post this.
WEST COAST DO NOT MISS THIS EPISODE!
So this one was requested by Ashley (thelackoflight).
^^^ Those are some honorable mentions; some what ups!, self-five, high-twos, and we're back!
Top 5 Barney High Fives!
05. Solemn Low Five!
Ted Look, we always watch the Super Bowl together, so we make a pact to watch it tomorrow at 6 and go the next 18 hours without finding out who won.
Barney That's impossible.
Ted I'm not gonna lie to you, it's not going to be easy. That means no TV, no internet, no newspapers, nothing. Media black out. But our tradition lives on. Who's in?
Lily I'm in.
Robin I'm in.
Marshall I'm in.
Barney What the hell, I'm in! High-five!
Ted Dude, we're at a wake.
Barney Sorry, solemn low five.
-- (214) Monday Night Football
04. Relapse High Five!
Barney, Marshall, Lily You guys slept together last night?
Lily That is a terrible idea.
Marshall Horrible idea.
Barney Relapse-Five! That's when we high-five, then it's awkward for a little bit, and then we high-five again!
-- (309) Slapsgiving
03. Hypothetical High Five!
Barney Dude, you were awesome last night. You were charming. You were funny. You were totally working that girl.
Marshall You went home with her.
Barney Yes I did. Bust she told me that if it wasn't for me, you would have had a shot with her so in hypothetical terms, you scored last night. All right! Hypothetical high-five.
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Barney Nice. All right, tonight we are gonna go to the bar-
Marshall Barney, no, I am not going out with you ever again.
Barney COme on. I'll teach you all my strategies.
Marshall Oh really?
Barney My favorite, #7: Create a mystery about yourself; that way they become so intrigued they have to hang out with you all night.
Marshall Oh, come on, does that really work?
Barney Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't.
Marshall: Dammit, that's intriguing. Ok, I'm in.
-- (202) The Scorpion And The Toad
02. Phone-Five!
Barney McLaren's is bore, snore. Ted, tonight we're going to go out. We're going to meet some ladies. It's going to be legendary. Phone-five!
Future Ted I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
Barney You didn't phone-five did you? I know you didn't phone-five, Ted. Come on, we always go to McLaren's.
Ted Yea, cause McLaren's is fun...
Barney: McLaren's is this much fun. What I'm offering is the chance to have this much fun.
Ted See, you say that. You say it's going to be this much fun. But most of the time it ends up being this this much fun. This much fun is good! It's safe. It's guaranteed!
Bareny This hand gesture thing doesn't really work on the phone, does it?
Ted No, it doesn't.
-- (103) Sweet Taste of Liberty
01. Freeze Frame, High Five!
Barney I'll settle for bro especially since Ted's with Victoria and can't drink.
Robin (what?)
Barney Because he's pregnant, 'cause he's the girl.
Robin Oh, come on. Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant.
Barney What up! Freeze frame, high five.
-- (114) Zip, Zip, Zip
ETA: I TOTALLY FORGOT VIRTUAL HIGH FIVE. *HEADDESK* It should totally make the list, like #3 or #2.
All mistakes are mine. Caps are from here and here.
WEST COAST DO NOT MISS THIS EPISODE!
So this one was requested by Ashley (thelackoflight).
^^^ Those are some honorable mentions; some what ups!, self-five, high-twos, and we're back!
Top 5 Barney High Fives!
05. Solemn Low Five!
Ted Look, we always watch the Super Bowl together, so we make a pact to watch it tomorrow at 6 and go the next 18 hours without finding out who won.
Barney That's impossible.
Ted I'm not gonna lie to you, it's not going to be easy. That means no TV, no internet, no newspapers, nothing. Media black out. But our tradition lives on. Who's in?
Lily I'm in.
Robin I'm in.
Marshall I'm in.
Barney What the hell, I'm in! High-five!
Ted Dude, we're at a wake.
Barney Sorry, solemn low five.
-- (214) Monday Night Football
04. Relapse High Five!
Barney, Marshall, Lily You guys slept together last night?
Lily That is a terrible idea.
Marshall Horrible idea.
Barney Relapse-Five! That's when we high-five, then it's awkward for a little bit, and then we high-five again!
-- (309) Slapsgiving
03. Hypothetical High Five!
Barney Dude, you were awesome last night. You were charming. You were funny. You were totally working that girl.
Marshall You went home with her.
Barney Yes I did. Bust she told me that if it wasn't for me, you would have had a shot with her so in hypothetical terms, you scored last night. All right! Hypothetical high-five.
---
Barney Nice. All right, tonight we are gonna go to the bar-
Marshall Barney, no, I am not going out with you ever again.
Barney COme on. I'll teach you all my strategies.
Marshall Oh really?
Barney My favorite, #7: Create a mystery about yourself; that way they become so intrigued they have to hang out with you all night.
Marshall Oh, come on, does that really work?
Barney Maybe it does and maybe it doesn't.
Marshall: Dammit, that's intriguing. Ok, I'm in.
-- (202) The Scorpion And The Toad
02. Phone-Five!
Barney McLaren's is bore, snore. Ted, tonight we're going to go out. We're going to meet some ladies. It's going to be legendary. Phone-five!
Future Ted I had no idea why I hung out with Barney.
Barney You didn't phone-five did you? I know you didn't phone-five, Ted. Come on, we always go to McLaren's.
Ted Yea, cause McLaren's is fun...
Barney: McLaren's is this much fun. What I'm offering is the chance to have this much fun.
Ted See, you say that. You say it's going to be this much fun. But most of the time it ends up being this this much fun. This much fun is good! It's safe. It's guaranteed!
Bareny This hand gesture thing doesn't really work on the phone, does it?
Ted No, it doesn't.
-- (103) Sweet Taste of Liberty
01. Freeze Frame, High Five!
Barney I'll settle for bro especially since Ted's with Victoria and can't drink.
Robin (what?)
Barney Because he's pregnant, 'cause he's the girl.
Robin Oh, come on. Ted can't be pregnant. You need to have sex to get pregnant.
Barney What up! Freeze frame, high five.
-- (114) Zip, Zip, Zip
ETA: I TOTALLY FORGOT VIRTUAL HIGH FIVE. *HEADDESK* It should totally make the list, like #3 or #2.
All mistakes are mine. Caps are from here and here.