Red team makes the White team lose access to the gyms and makes it so they can only eat Chinese take-out. White team's trainer? Responds during a training session with this line that made me laugh and laugh.
"Red team! You can have your steamed fish! You can have your grilled chicken! You can have your fresh veggies and salad! I don't care! I've got ninjas!"
Out of context, this is amazing. Not to mention I've been reading TVTropes for forever lately. So naturally I loled.
Everything is better with ninjas.
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